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Re: Beards
« Reply #30 on: August 05, 2011, 05:03:27 PM »
Quote from: odeon on August 05, 2011, 10:52:29 AM
Ah, yes, I'm "platinum blonde" too. :zoinks:

Post a pic of when you've finished plaitin' 'em blonde.  :LOL:
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Re: Beards
« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2011, 05:45:11 PM »
I would imagine eating candyfloss would be a bit troublesome
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« Reply #32 on: August 05, 2011, 07:31:15 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on August 05, 2011, 05:45:11 PM
I would imagine eating candyfloss would be a bit troublesome

Depends if Candyfloss minds. She might prefer the tickle of a beard. :evillaugh:
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« Reply #33 on: August 05, 2011, 09:28:50 PM »
Beards make men's faces look older and fuller, also a bit more imposing. Depends on if that's what you're going for.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #34 on: August 05, 2011, 11:02:49 PM »
Prince Albert has horrendous acne scars, even though he's 69.  He wore a beard for several years to hide some of the scars.  Now he doesn't care.

I've often wondered if the PR would go for guys with beards.  Her dad had one, the obstetrician had one and her pediatrician had one as well as both grandfathers.  So far she's only attracted to vapid boy band types. 
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Re: Beards
« Reply #35 on: August 06, 2011, 03:26:06 AM »
Need to shave off mine. Can't have it when I'm working.
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« Reply #36 on: August 06, 2011, 08:18:17 AM »
Quote from: odeon on August 06, 2011, 03:26:06 AM
Need to shave off mine. Can't have it when I'm working.

Corporate policy?  Seems kind of barbaric.  I had to deal with a no facial hair policy back when I worked at DisneyWorld in college.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2011, 09:41:40 AM »
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on August 05, 2011, 08:21:59 AM
Quote from: Peter on August 05, 2011, 12:07:20 AM
My facial hair is too scrappy to look good, and for some reason the hair on my chin is platinum blonde, while the hair elsewhere on my face is brown.

If by "platinum blonde" you mean white, I have a lot of that as well.  :zoinks:

I think it's blonde rather than white; I started out blonde as a kid and grew darker when I was 4, the hair on my chin transitions from blonde to light brown to dark brown, and it's been that colour since it started growing during my teens.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #38 on: August 06, 2011, 04:53:28 PM »
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on August 06, 2011, 08:18:17 AM
Quote from: odeon on August 06, 2011, 03:26:06 AM
Need to shave off mine. Can't have it when I'm working.

Corporate policy?  Seems kind of barbaric.  I had to deal with a no facial hair policy back when I worked at DisneyWorld in college.

It's frowned upon but it's not forbidden. It's just that I usually look like a bum when I have a beard.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #39 on: August 06, 2011, 05:35:54 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 05, 2011, 11:02:49 PM
Prince Albert has horrendous acne scars, even though he's 69.  He wore a beard for several years to hide some of the scars.  Now he doesn't care.

I've often wondered if the PR would go for guys with beards.  Her dad had one, the obstetrician had one and her pediatrician had one as well as both grandfathers.  So far she's only attracted to vapid boy band types.

Playing their Victrolas on full volume while having horse and cart drag races would be enough to drive anyone nuts. Yes, those vapid boy barbershop quartets have alot to answer for.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #40 on: August 06, 2011, 06:10:28 PM »
Quote from: Jimmy Hopkins on August 06, 2011, 05:35:54 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 05, 2011, 11:02:49 PM
Prince Albert has horrendous acne scars, even though he's 69.  He wore a beard for several years to hide some of the scars.  Now he doesn't care.

I've often wondered if the PR would go for guys with beards.  Her dad had one, the obstetrician had one and her pediatrician had one as well as both grandfathers.  So far she's only attracted to vapid boy band types.

Playing their Victrolas on full volume while having horse and cart drag races would be enough to drive anyone nuts. Yes, those vapid boy barbershop quartets have alot to answer for.

Sometimes they even drown out the skirling of the bagpipes. 
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« Reply #41 on: August 10, 2011, 05:51:38 PM »
Fully-realized Stanley Cup playoff beard:


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« Reply #42 on: August 11, 2011, 08:16:11 AM »
Quote from: Trigger 11 on August 10, 2011, 05:51:38 PM
Fully-realized Stanley Cup playoff beard:


That's kind of what I am shooting for
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Re: Beards
« Reply #43 on: August 11, 2011, 08:45:31 AM »
A week of no shaving so far perhaps I will begin a new one, week three is where it begins to bug me but after about eight I will be fine.  As far as work it does interfere with wearing a respirator some but I don't work with really bad stuff where it makes that much of a difference

Trig  the bread looks good on you grow it back :thumbup:
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Re: Beards
« Reply #44 on: August 11, 2011, 05:32:48 PM »
Trig's beard was similar to mine, except mine has more grey.
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