A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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You guys . That's not gray/grey in your beards. It's silver. You've got to learn to accentuate the positive.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 11, 2011, 09:09:46 PMYou guys . That's not gray/grey in your beards. It's silver. You've got to learn to accentuate the positive.Thanks your Majesty.And here's a little ode to you:
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
I hate shaving. Always have.Problem one is that whenever I grow a beard I grow really thich around the lips and chin and sparely and randomly in degrees of thickness around the cheeks and it looks bad. So goatees work fine with me. A week and I have a decent enough goatee. Then come problem number two. I grow a mo as part of a goatee and invariably get a cold or hayfever and end up snotting into my mo for a couple of weeks before i say "Oh fuck this shit off my lip" and i shave it all off in disgust.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
I cut myself shaving this morning, with my electric shaver. I tend to hurry when I'm shaving since it's a pain in the ass and I want to get it over with so that I can do other things, and my electric shaver is a bit aggressive and cuts the skin if I press too hard.
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on August 06, 2011, 08:18:17 AMQuote from: odeon on August 06, 2011, 03:26:06 AMNeed to shave off mine. Can't have it when I'm working.Corporate policy? Seems kind of barbaric. I had to deal with a no facial hair policy back when I worked at DisneyWorld in college.It's frowned upon but it's not forbidden. It's just that I usually look like a bum when I have a beard.
Quote from: odeon on August 06, 2011, 03:26:06 AMNeed to shave off mine. Can't have it when I'm working.Corporate policy? Seems kind of barbaric. I had to deal with a no facial hair policy back when I worked at DisneyWorld in college.
Need to shave off mine. Can't have it when I'm working.