Hav you ever delivered a baby?
Not yet..................................... but, I'm trained for it!
Damn! And I am paying someone an inordinate amount of money because she claimed she needed 4 years of undergrad, 4 years of medical school, a 1 year internship and a 3 year residency to do it properly. I must be getting scammed
My midwife trained me during my second pregnancy, just to make sure I would feel safe, if it all would go too hasty. She nearly was too late for the first one, and the second one came even quicker indeed. Midwife was there only just in time too. Nurses were too late, both times.