Never dislocated my wrist. Other places yes. Have had a hairline fracture in my left wrist. Courtesy of some slimy little charver scrotum-ferret, who in my college days, walked up to me from the street, cursed at me, and tried to spit in both my dinner and my face.
Luckily for his continued being permitted to depart alive. Or rather, to be permitted to lie in his little moaning, bloodied ball of whimpering agony amidships his helm of broken glass splinters. Arsehole was after getting his little faggot friends to come over and waylay me fucking pikey rat bastard, spineless little yellowlivered maggot was planning I foiled that, by more or less jumping him, decking him in the temple as hard as I could swing, whilst wearing a set of leather straps loaded with pointy steel spikes. Aimed a few good kicks and knees to various places in his nadgers, ribcage, face etc. Picked up this noxious chump's bike, and proceeded to first
Wrapped his bike round him for a necklace, generallly giving him another beating., Dropkicked his ugly little social cancer self through the glass part of a phone box booth, shatttering it (and probably him to a degree)
I don't go round dishing out violence with extreme prejudice without a VERY good reason, I don't like to have fight; it is messy, bloody, involves straining, lots of buggering about; sweating like a pig, working up a massive appetite, ending as it all started, an ugly little prick needing a severe, rapid and just-this-side of terminal beasting.
That he got, and more. spitting at me...ew. No. Just...no. Not happening. And CERTainly he is not beong permitted to get up and fuck off, summon backup and go laugh about gobbing at my lunch/face.
So I just take a run up, and chin him. HARD. very, very, very hard indeed in fact and quite enough to drop the noxioiois fucking wank-rag and make sure it STAYS taking a broken glass facial spa nap.
Whilst back in class, a bit late, having to explain the whole shite business and clusterfuck; only it ended up starting to hurt like fuck and swell pretty badl
Pleased. I got paid. Which means, after buying nosh and a couple of crates of cold beer
And paid more than enough to get LOTS of cold drink, ice lollies, ice cream, food, fags, beer etc., pay off the £14.50 I owed my old man and have more than enough for the turbomolecular pump i want for the cyclotron project to be.