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Quote from: Peter on December 01, 2012, 05:21:49 AMNauseated from the nausea-inducing sex-maniac pills.Do they make you into a sex maniac, or prevent you from being one?
Nauseated from the nausea-inducing sex-maniac pills.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Apprehensive about the doctor's visit tomorrow. I know what he'll tell me:Lose weight,Sit and stand up straight,Get a better mattressDon't carry things on one side of your body.So Why the Fuck am I going?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 02, 2012, 09:38:38 PMApprehensive about the doctor's visit tomorrow. I know what he'll tell me:Lose weight,Sit and stand up straight,Get a better mattressDon't carry things on one side of your body.So Why the Fuck am I going?To get yourself two carrier bags on the way back. Time to get the routine of having two carrier bags with you when shopping. Divide the weight, and you will walk taller then, the back just has to straighten. Side-effect of carrying some weight (also the weight around the waist) is that it slows down osteoporoses a bit.
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 03, 2012, 12:11:02 AMQuote from: Queen Victoria on December 02, 2012, 09:38:38 PMApprehensive about the doctor's visit tomorrow. I know what he'll tell me:Lose weight,Sit and stand up straight,Get a better mattressDon't carry things on one side of your body.So Why the Fuck am I going?To get yourself two carrier bags on the way back. Time to get the routine of having two carrier bags with you when shopping. Divide the weight, and you will walk taller then, the back just has to straighten. Side-effect of carrying some weight (also the weight around the waist) is that it slows down osteoporoses a bit.Thanks. I knew being fat was healthy, I just couldn't explain why.