A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: pleasure model on July 11, 2012, 02:44:10 AMQuote from: odeon on July 11, 2012, 01:49:35 AMQuote from: pleasure model on July 10, 2012, 04:51:09 PM i got the horn....bad Shouldn't that be "horns"? it must be one of those phrases that is spoken locally in my area!'i got the horn' just simply means horny!mmm perhaps by saying 'horns' instead of 'horn' there is some reference there to DOUBLE PENETRATION in which case i would say 'NO' no rear entry for Bodie, thankyou that kind of act would only really be of any use if the front was kind of busy! It never is If it were...i would simply ask to form an orderly queue I knew that and my joke backfired anyway.
Quote from: odeon on July 11, 2012, 01:49:35 AMQuote from: pleasure model on July 10, 2012, 04:51:09 PM i got the horn....bad Shouldn't that be "horns"? it must be one of those phrases that is spoken locally in my area!'i got the horn' just simply means horny!mmm perhaps by saying 'horns' instead of 'horn' there is some reference there to DOUBLE PENETRATION in which case i would say 'NO' no rear entry for Bodie, thankyou that kind of act would only really be of any use if the front was kind of busy! It never is If it were...i would simply ask to form an orderly queue
Quote from: pleasure model on July 10, 2012, 04:51:09 PM i got the horn....bad Shouldn't that be "horns"?
i got the horn....bad
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