A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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yes it is him. every few weeks he messages me, apologizing and saying he wants me back.I am staying away from him. he is poison. I didnt answer the email.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Awful.
Quote from: Peter on January 14, 2012, 07:13:10 AMAwful.From the spasms you posted about?I am feeling really good today I hope it's not a sign of an oncoming migraine which at times starts this way
Quote from: parts on January 14, 2012, 09:40:37 AMQuote from: Peter on January 14, 2012, 07:13:10 AMAwful.From the spasms you posted about?I am feeling really good today I hope it's not a sign of an oncoming migraine which at times starts this wayFrom the thing that causes the spasms and that makes me feel shitty in 100 other ways. The spasms are the least shitty bit.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.