A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: couldbecousin on January 05, 2012, 05:19:05 AM I have a slushy feeling in my chest, almost a sensation of something moving in it when I breathe. Either I'm incubating an Alien , or I'm very congested. I think the latter. I've just opened my new bottle of expectorant cough syrup to begin the healing!I was going to say something about a "slutty feeling in your chest", but not a good moment to joke. Feel good soon.
I have a slushy feeling in my chest, almost a sensation of something moving in it when I breathe. Either I'm incubating an Alien , or I'm very congested. I think the latter. I've just opened my new bottle of expectorant cough syrup to begin the healing!
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 05, 2012, 05:19:05 AM I have a slushy feeling in my chest, almost a sensation of something moving in it when I breathe. Either I'm incubating an Alien , or I'm very congested. I think the latter. I've just opened my new bottle of expectorant cough syrup to begin the healing!Perhaps you could lean over your bed with your chest and head lower than the mattress to help drain the fluid from your lungs?
Humiliated. Just as I was leaving the jobcentre I fell over and the chavs outside just watched and laughed at me, making comments and laughing at how I struggled to get back up and hobbled away. Sure, it's funny to laugh at a normal person falling but I'm obviously a fucking cripple, it hurts physically and psychologically enough to fall over in public let alone being ridiculed for it.
Quote from: Crip on January 06, 2012, 08:41:14 AMHumiliated. Just as I was leaving the jobcentre I fell over and the chavs outside just watched and laughed at me, making comments and laughing at how I struggled to get back up and hobbled away. Sure, it's funny to laugh at a normal person falling but I'm obviously a fucking cripple, it hurts physically and psychologically enough to fall over in public let alone being ridiculed for it.They are arseholes Crip. A real man amoung them would have helped you up. They did precisely the opposite. They are not men and never will be.