A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Don't know exactly how I feel at the moment. Had a shitty night's sleep and just heard that a gentle giant died I've known since my first fora postings (on WP). Mmmm. RIP, man.
Nice and fresh Had a shower, changed my sheets and had my cup of minty tea. Now I just gotta brush my teeth and I'm all set for bed.
Snotty. Feels like someone fitted axminster carpets to the inside of my mouth. Weak. Pathetic. Still mentally sharp, need entertaining.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Utter shit. Home from work for lunch because otherwise I was going to have the kind of meltdown that would have landed me in HR.