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Offline ShyOne

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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #330 on: September 05, 2011, 01:23:50 AM »
Silly. Woke up four hours early to realise that my appointment isn't til much later in the day.
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #331 on: September 05, 2011, 02:34:59 AM »
I didn't sleep well last night and the night before, so I'm pretty tired.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #332 on: September 05, 2011, 06:09:59 AM »



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I'm going to regret drinking that much :coffee: later.  :(
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #333 on: September 05, 2011, 02:41:55 PM »
I guess I'm rested.  Woke up about 12:15 p.m. after sleeping more than 8 hours. 
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #334 on: September 05, 2011, 03:25:11 PM »
Hyper. Anxious.
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #335 on: September 05, 2011, 03:26:18 PM »
 Slightly giddy.  :cheer:
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #336 on: September 05, 2011, 10:35:04 PM »
Im so horny i can barely fucking stand it. Everything is reminding me of sex. Ive got dick on the brain. It has been 9 days since I had sex and 8 since I masturbated and I am about to die I swear to god I am going to die. I had that surgery so I cant do ANYTHING. I thought, well maybe if I just rub the outside it wont hurt WRONG ANSWER ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow



kill me plz
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #337 on: September 05, 2011, 10:41:38 PM »
Quote from: eris on September 05, 2011, 10:35:04 PM
Im so horny i can barely fucking stand it. Everything is reminding me of sex. Ive got dick on the brain. It has been 9 days since I had sex and 8 since I masturbated and I am about to die I swear to god I am going to die. I had that surgery so I cant do ANYTHING. I thought, well maybe if I just rub the outside it wont hurt WRONG ANSWER ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow



kill me plz

 This too shall pass, brave young one.  :hug:
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #338 on: September 05, 2011, 10:43:47 PM »
yes, in about another week or so


a lifetime for me !!!  You must understand, sex is like my magnum opus.
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #339 on: September 05, 2011, 10:44:45 PM »
Quote from: eris on September 05, 2011, 10:43:47 PM
yes, in about another week or so


a lifetime for me !!!  You must understand, sex is like my magnum opus.

 I know, if I had to stop rocking while listening to music I'd be similarly climbing the walls.  :thumbdn:
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #340 on: September 06, 2011, 02:21:51 AM »
Grrrrrrrrr

And not sure about Thursday.

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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #341 on: September 06, 2011, 04:51:28 AM »
Quote from: eris on September 05, 2011, 10:35:04 PM
Im so horny i can barely fucking stand it. Everything is reminding me of sex. Ive got dick on the brain. It has been 9 days since I had sex and 8 since I masturbated and I am about to die I swear to god I am going to die. I had that surgery so I cant do ANYTHING. I thought, well maybe if I just rub the outside it wont hurt WRONG ANSWER ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow



kill me plz

What was the surgery?  Did you get a vibrating cyber-vagina?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #342 on: September 06, 2011, 05:21:05 PM »
in a foul mood. frustrated.
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #343 on: September 06, 2011, 06:01:44 PM »
Relieved the urchin's first day at school went tickedee boo!
Relieved he is sleeping now  :laugh:

Also a bit silly and the kind of mood that could rope me into
naughtiness.

Alert and wide awake.

A bit fat  -  that will be the two sticky buns i yammed earlier!

All in all rather good. :thumbup:
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #344 on: September 06, 2011, 06:05:36 PM »
Quote from: Peter on September 06, 2011, 04:51:28 AM
Quote from: eris on September 05, 2011, 10:35:04 PM
Im so horny i can barely fucking stand it. Everything is reminding me of sex. Ive got dick on the brain. It has been 9 days since I had sex and 8 since I masturbated and I am about to die I swear to god I am going to die. I had that surgery so I cant do ANYTHING. I thought, well maybe if I just rub the outside it wont hurt WRONG ANSWER ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow



kill me plz

What was the surgery?  Did you get a vibrating cyber-vagina?

I had most most of my cervix removed.
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