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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9510 on: January 19, 2017, 05:33:45 AM »
  Congested.  I might be developing a cold/upper respiratory thing.  :tard:
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9511 on: January 19, 2017, 12:31:44 PM »
Rejected.

Hate it. Unreliability needs to die.

I need to blame myself. The red flag was there from the start, and I'm stupid. Fucking stupid.

I want a man to make a big fuss of me, like I'm the best Goddamned thing that's ever happened to them. Like I'm the queen.
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9512 on: January 19, 2017, 01:02:14 PM »
Rejected.

Hate it. Unreliability needs to die.

I need to blame myself. The red flag was there from the start, and I'm stupid. Fucking stupid.

I want a man to make a big fuss of me, like I'm the best Goddamned thing that's ever happened to them. Like I'm the queen.

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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9513 on: January 19, 2017, 08:09:07 PM »

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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9514 on: January 19, 2017, 08:11:48 PM »
What did you do?  :congrats:
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9515 on: January 19, 2017, 08:47:39 PM »
Have a slew of new database tables from our master data planning source. Have in the past created new processes and tools which have revolutionized the team's auditing techniques using reports from that source, but running reports from that system is still somewhat time consuming. Now with the new tables, have been building a query to generate results for massive amounts of data, formatted in the same structure as the system reports, which will then work with existing audit tools. However the system reports perform some sort of IT magic behind the scenes to create a partially disconnected subset of the data; it's hard to explain and have had trouble figuring out how to make that magic happen in the results of my query. It's been bugging me for a couple of months. Had an epiphany yesterday while staring at the pond; the pond is where these things usually happen. Really need to come up with a good name for the pond. It's the pond of brilliant ideas. Still have some things to finish, then copy it and re-build part of it again to accommodate another configuration, then test both queries, but from the results today can clearly see it's going to work. It's going to be a great time saver for the whole team.

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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9516 on: January 19, 2017, 11:07:36 PM »
Nice. Have an imaginary  :plus:.

I could use a pond of brilliant ideas.
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9517 on: January 20, 2017, 12:30:40 AM »
Barely awake.
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9518 on: January 20, 2017, 05:59:39 AM »
Rejected.

Hate it. Unreliability needs to die.

I need to blame myself. The red flag was there from the start, and I'm stupid. Fucking stupid.

I want a man to make a big fuss of me, like I'm the best Goddamned thing that's ever happened to them. Like I'm the queen.

  If I ever bother to emerge from my solitude, I will expect and require similar attention,
  not because I have an unrealistic/entitled view of myself, but because if the other person isn't
  thrilled to be with me, why should either one of us bother?  I hope you find that kind of love.  :hug:
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9519 on: January 20, 2017, 06:02:00 AM »
Have a slew of new database tables from our master data planning source. Have in the past created new processes and tools which have revolutionized the team's auditing techniques using reports from that source, but running reports from that system is still somewhat time consuming. Now with the new tables, have been building a query to generate results for massive amounts of data, formatted in the same structure as the system reports, which will then work with existing audit tools. However the system reports perform some sort of IT magic behind the scenes to create a partially disconnected subset of the data; it's hard to explain and have had trouble figuring out how to make that magic happen in the results of my query. It's been bugging me for a couple of months. Had an epiphany yesterday while staring at the pond; the pond is where these things usually happen. Really need to come up with a good name for the pond. It's the pond of brilliant ideas. Still have some things to finish, then copy it and re-build part of it again to accommodate another configuration, then test both queries, but from the results today can clearly see it's going to work. It's going to be a great time saver for the whole team.

  You are a geekmeister!  Enjoy the pond.   :fish2:
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9520 on: January 20, 2017, 08:38:01 AM »
A little sad. Gabe the dog has passed away.





This one is just adorable rather than funny:
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9521 on: January 20, 2017, 08:10:53 PM »
  You are a geekmeister!  :
:laugh: Boss says I think outside the box, but really only create better boxes to think in.

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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9522 on: January 21, 2017, 03:43:48 AM »
  You are a geekmeister!  :
:laugh: Boss says I think outside the box, but really only create better boxes to think in.

I think that's the definition of thinking outside the box. :)
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9523 on: January 21, 2017, 03:57:03 AM »
A bit weirded out. I thought Rick Wakeman died last year, but he's on the BBC News breakfast show right now talking about David Bowie.
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #9524 on: January 21, 2017, 05:24:17 AM »
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