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Can't find my anti-inflammatory pills. My calves are fluttering and my back is aching.
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Quote from: Queen Victoria on June 10, 2014, 10:41:18 AMCan't find my anti-inflammatory pills. My calves are fluttering and my back is aching.Oh, your Highness, calves can be very bothersome indeed.
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Quote from: hykeaswell on June 13, 2014, 02:02:21 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on June 10, 2014, 10:41:18 AMCan't find my anti-inflammatory pills. My calves are fluttering and my back is aching.Oh, your Highness, calves can be very bothersome indeed.With 6 of your own you are the expert.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on June 13, 2014, 02:54:55 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 13, 2014, 02:02:21 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on June 10, 2014, 10:41:18 AMCan't find my anti-inflammatory pills. My calves are fluttering and my back is aching.Oh, your Highness, calves can be very bothersome indeed.With 6 of your own you are the expert.And one of those six has two very bothersome calves of her own. I have to massage those three almost daily, lately.
Very tired, with headache, worries and a dose of anxiety.
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