A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Shit!Just watched the last Game of Thrones episode.Shit! NO NO NO NO NO NO.....ohhhhhhhhh shit. My eye balls hurt. omfg.
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Quote from: sg1008 on June 02, 2014, 10:18:27 PMShit!Just watched the last Game of Thrones episode.Shit! NO NO NO NO NO NO.....ohhhhhhhhh shit. My eye balls hurt. omfg.Post here instead.
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AMCan't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?It's there. It always was.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?
Newly awake. Dazed. Tired. Regretting my late night.
Quote from: Semicolon on June 02, 2014, 10:22:15 PMQuote from: sg1008 on June 02, 2014, 10:18:27 PMShit!Just watched the last Game of Thrones episode.Shit! NO NO NO NO NO NO.....ohhhhhhhhh shit. My eye balls hurt. omfg.Post here instead. I've been watching 3 seasons of American Horror story and NOTHING- NOTHING- has been so gruesome as THAT.Fucking ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!I can't get the image out of my mind!!!!!!!!!!EXPLODING SKULLS!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Quote from: odeon on June 02, 2014, 10:32:25 PMNewly awake. Dazed. Tired. Regretting my late night.Good morning
Quote from: sg1008 on June 02, 2014, 10:34:03 PMQuote from: odeon on June 02, 2014, 10:32:25 PMNewly awake. Dazed. Tired. Regretting my late night.Good morning Nothing good about it but I know what you mean.
Quote from: odeon on June 02, 2014, 10:32:25 PMNewly awake. Dazed. Tired. Regretting my late night. What were you doing? or ?
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Feeling crap. Cold developed into something with a fever. And I am sneezing my brains out.