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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6870 on: April 15, 2014, 11:12:28 PM »
^And my eye feels as if someone poured acid on it.
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6871 on: April 15, 2014, 11:45:53 PM »
Just went from a steadily brewing, simmering, steaming cauldron of some truly venomous anger yesterday (got busted, had a seizure; a full fucking blown tonic-clonic as well, got busted by some pig that I yacked my insides up all over in the not too distant past; doubtless  that greasy, trotter-footed sack of ordure so low as to be fouler still than week-old, semidecayed dog shite, scraped from the shoes of a muslim paedophile was getting revenge for the face/front-full of violently ejected stomach contents. Lost nearly a half O of synthetic bud, which I am trying to force them to lab test in order to demand its return, and about a gram of ching. Would have lost another gram and just short of a gram of the benzofuran analog of MDE, N-ethyl-5-APB had I not just finished the ching and 5-EAPB.

Wanker took the remaining shit, found a  rig I'd forgotten about in my coat.
and then started searching and harassing me further, took the new needles I'd only just got from the exchange in town.

Really wasn't my day. Got home stiff aching and sore as a gerbil with a banger up its anal passageway, legs fucking killing me and my hip complaining like nobody's sodding business.

But on the way home, picked up another 8 th of the genuine article to smoke. Only to GET home and figure I wanted a toke. Went to         get some out and found I'd gone and  totally lost it (I mean the greens, or so I thought. So shut it :D)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
Just went to pick up a pouch of bacyy and found I'd not seen in months for some reason, used a finger to hook it out from beneath the bed, and what came out but a nice tasty sack of ganj :)


Fucking sweet.

Thought I'd ever see that 8th again.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6872 on: April 16, 2014, 12:11:29 AM »
Just went from a steadily brewing, simmering, steaming cauldron of some truly venomous anger yesterday (got busted, had a seizure; a full fucking blown tonic-clonic as well, got busted by some pig that I yacked my insides up all over in the not too distant past; doubtless  that greasy, trotter-footed sack of ordure so low as to be fouler still than week-old, semidecayed dog shite, scraped from the shoes of a muslim paedophile was getting revenge for the face/front-full of violently ejected stomach contents. Lost nearly a half O of synthetic bud, which I am trying to force them to lab test in order to demand its return, and about a gram of ching. Would have lost another gram and just short of a gram of the benzofuran analog of MDE, N-ethyl-5-APB had I not just finished the ching and 5-EAPB.

Wanker took the remaining shit, found a  rig I'd forgotten about in my coat.
and then started searching and harassing me further, took the new needles I'd only just got from the exchange in town.

Really wasn't my day. Got home stiff aching and sore as a gerbil with a banger up its anal passageway, legs fucking killing me and my hip complaining like nobody's sodding business.

But on the way home, picked up another 8 th of the genuine article to smoke. Only to GET home and figure I wanted a toke. Went to         get some out and found I'd gone and  totally lost it (I mean the greens, or so I thought. So shut it :D)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
Just went to pick up a pouch of bacyy and found I'd not seen in months for some reason, used a finger to hook it out from beneath the bed, and what came out but a nice tasty sack of ganj :)


Fucking sweet.

Thought I'd ever see that 8th again.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 

Just to let the membership know, this is NOT the Queen's English.
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6873 on: April 16, 2014, 10:50:47 PM »
The Queen's English is for the innocent. ;D
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6874 on: April 21, 2014, 06:47:06 PM »
The queen's english be buggered :P

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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6875 on: April 21, 2014, 10:27:21 PM »
Tired & grumpy. I want to go back to bed.
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6876 on: April 21, 2014, 11:23:00 PM »
The queen's english be buggered :P

You want to put it in an insectarium?  (And you didn't capitalize Queen's English.)
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6877 on: April 21, 2014, 11:24:18 PM »
sleepy, it's early yet, not quite midnight.
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6878 on: April 22, 2014, 12:34:26 AM »
Insectarium?
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6879 on: April 22, 2014, 01:17:48 AM »
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6880 on: April 22, 2014, 02:44:00 AM »
I know what it meant.

I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy, although itchy a bit too.

Just picked up my prescriptions, and cooked up a shot of morphine. Well, three shots actually, I'm just on my fourth one now. Or is it fifth, I lost track.

I think I might just whip up a little dipropionyl-analog of heroin in a bit though when I feel like its time for my next shot of gear though.
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6881 on: April 22, 2014, 10:46:19 AM »
I know what it meant.

I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy, although itchy a bit too.

Just picked up my prescriptions, and cooked up a shot of morphine. Well, three shots actually, I'm just on my fourth one now. Or is it fifth, I lost track.

I think I might just whip up a little dipropionyl-analog of heroin in a bit though when I feel like its time for my next shot of gear though.

I was just buggering him.
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6882 on: April 22, 2014, 12:21:23 PM »
Only if I get to bugger you back :P
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6883 on: April 22, 2014, 09:08:13 PM »
Only if I get to bugger you back :P

With all these bugs and buggering, do I need an exterminator?
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6884 on: April 22, 2014, 10:28:57 PM »
I was referring to sodomy :P

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