A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I feel content, yet a little blah, in need of a new ambition.
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2014, 05:43:33 PM I feel content, yet a little blah, in need of a new ambition. So you have an ambition for a new ambition? I feel torn.Perhaps you should take up coin collecting. It's simple, neat, takes up very little space and appeals to orderly aspies. Here is a link to get you started. You could also take up fishing, which is messier but involves "free" food.
Quote from: Semicolon on January 21, 2014, 09:19:54 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2014, 05:43:33 PM I feel content, yet a little blah, in need of a new ambition. So you have an ambition for a new ambition? I feel torn.Perhaps you should take up coin collecting. It's simple, neat, takes up very little space and appeals to orderly aspies. Here is a link to get you started. You could also take up fishing, which is messier but involves "free" food. I actually try not to collect anything, but free food, hmmm ... could I go fishing in your refrigerator?
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 22, 2014, 12:46:00 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 21, 2014, 09:19:54 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2014, 05:43:33 PM I feel content, yet a little blah, in need of a new ambition. So you have an ambition for a new ambition? I feel torn.Perhaps you should take up coin collecting. It's simple, neat, takes up very little space and appeals to orderly aspies. Here is a link to get you started. You could also take up fishing, which is messier but involves "free" food. I actually try not to collect anything, but free food, hmmm ... could I go fishing in your refrigerator? Why are you stealing my food? Go steal from Parts.
Quote from: Semicolon on January 22, 2014, 01:51:00 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 22, 2014, 12:46:00 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 21, 2014, 09:19:54 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2014, 05:43:33 PM I feel content, yet a little blah, in need of a new ambition. So you have an ambition for a new ambition? I feel torn.Perhaps you should take up coin collecting. It's simple, neat, takes up very little space and appeals to orderly aspies. Here is a link to get you started. You could also take up fishing, which is messier but involves "free" food. I actually try not to collect anything, but free food, hmmm ... could I go fishing in your refrigerator? Why are you stealing my food? Go steal from Parts. I don't dare steal from Parts, he has vintage weapons around the house!
I doubt you have a stash of weapons in your home.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Sleepy (ate a high sugar meal), headachey and grumpy. Hey, I'm 2 of the 7 dwarfs.