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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6570 on: January 06, 2014, 10:25:53 AM »
Nothing like a roast chicken to fill a hole.

Although IMO stuck in the fridge after cooking, preferably drowned in chilli sauce and eaten before the latter has chance to melt its way through both plate AND newspaper into one's legs and out the other side is best.

It depends on which hole. :zombiefuck:

We should tip DFGL.

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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6571 on: January 06, 2014, 11:28:30 PM »
Tired. I should probably also bitch about it to make the most of it.
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6572 on: January 06, 2014, 11:30:37 PM »
Tired. I should probably also bitch about it to make the most of it.

:indeed:

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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6573 on: January 06, 2014, 11:38:32 PM »
Tired. I should probably also bitch about it to make the most of it.

:indeed:

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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6574 on: January 06, 2014, 11:56:34 PM »
Tired. I should probably also bitch about it to make the most of it.

:indeed:

Postwhore efficiently. :hamsterwheel:

And don't miss a follow-up when presented with the opportunity.

:agreed:
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6575 on: January 06, 2014, 11:57:38 PM »
Tired. I should probably also bitch about it to make the most of it.

:indeed:

Postwhore efficiently. :hamsterwheel:

And don't miss a follow-up when presented with the opportunity.

:agreed:

Taking the easy way out, I see. :zoinks:
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6576 on: January 06, 2014, 11:58:27 PM »
Tired. I should probably also bitch about it to make the most of it.

:indeed:

Postwhore efficiently. :hamsterwheel:

And don't miss a follow-up when presented with the opportunity.

:agreed:

Taking the easy way out, I see. :zoinks:

I was just agreeing with you. :P You're the one who keeps postwhoring; I am just responding. :M
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6577 on: January 06, 2014, 11:59:45 PM »
Tired. I should probably also bitch about it to make the most of it.

:indeed:

Postwhore efficiently. :hamsterwheel:

And don't miss a follow-up when presented with the opportunity.

:agreed:

Taking the easy way out, I see. :zoinks:

I was just agreeing with you. :P You're the one who keeps postwhoring; I am just responding. :M

I'm a pro, see. :M
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6578 on: January 07, 2014, 12:02:57 AM »
Tired. I should probably also bitch about it to make the most of it.

:indeed:

Postwhore efficiently. :hamsterwheel:

And don't miss a follow-up when presented with the opportunity.

:agreed:

Taking the easy way out, I see. :zoinks:

I was just agreeing with you. :P You're the one who keeps postwhoring; I am just responding. :M

I'm a pro, see. :M

And you're apparently James Cagney. :litigious:
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6579 on: January 07, 2014, 12:04:24 AM »
I hope not, considering he is dead.
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6580 on: January 08, 2014, 01:45:42 AM »
Nothing like a roast chicken to fill a hole.

Although IMO stuck in the fridge after cooking, preferably drowned in chilli sauce and eaten before the latter has chance to melt its way through both plate AND newspaper into one's legs and out the other side is best.

It depends on which hole. :zombiefuck:

We should tip DFGL.


Tip?


As we do with cows? Sounds like fun!
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6581 on: January 08, 2014, 01:58:55 AM »
I hope not, considering he is dead.

If I was going to HAVE to be dead, then I would choose to be Theodore Roosevelt, I think or possibly Benjamin Franklin, but I am scared of lightning. I would NEVER do that kite shit!!

Overall we are warm, which came into question yesterday


Edited for clarity:  More to come in a bit.
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6582 on: January 08, 2014, 03:31:17 AM »
Tip cows? what the fuck is that when its at home. 

And hole for DFGL? why spend the effort to dig it, on such a jackal-souled, worthless little haploid scrotumsucker. (unless one would simply bypass the effort, and make him dig his own grave of course)

Just nail him to a cross, and stick him in a barrel full of quicklime, slowly topping it up until it comes to his stomach level, then winch him out again, to allow all his internal organs to suddenly realize they lack the support they previously had, and suddenly fall out into the CaO.

And then? just leave him to scream and scream and fucking scream, until there isn't anything left to do anymore screaming, and walk off, while he whimpers his last agonized gasps of terror, humiliation and suffering from the bloodied, ruptured scraps of necrotic tissue that once bore the name 'vocal cords'.

Fucking piece of muslim ordure that DFGL is.
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6583 on: January 08, 2014, 06:28:13 AM »
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Re: How are you feeling right now? (Pt 2)
« Reply #6584 on: January 08, 2014, 08:53:10 AM »
Tip cows? what the fuck is that when its at home. 

And hole for DFGL? why spend the effort to dig it, on such a jackal-souled, worthless little haploid scrotumsucker. (unless one would simply bypass the effort, and make him dig his own grave of course)

Just nail him to a cross, and stick him in a barrel full of quicklime, slowly topping it up until it comes to his stomach level, then winch him out again, to allow all his internal organs to suddenly realize they lack the support they previously had, and suddenly fall out into the CaO.

And then? just leave him to scream and scream and fucking scream, until there isn't anything left to do anymore screaming, and walk off, while he whimpers his last agonized gasps of terror, humiliation and suffering from the bloodied, ruptured scraps of necrotic tissue that once bore the name 'vocal cords'.

Fucking piece of muslim ordure that DFGL is.

That seems harsh. All he did was troll the forum.
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