A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Anxious.
Quote from: odeon on November 05, 2013, 11:22:21 PMAnxious.Come on, you can't be anxious just because you sued someone.
My stress levels are also up. Do you suppose it's all... <Shatner pause> ...connected?
Wanting sex with Pyraxis.
Fully clothed and her dressed like Daria <3 .
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.