Grapes. Not the purple ones, tho'
Republican or Democrat?
Libertarian.
Why do you think we shoe horses, but not cows?
Cos cows are belligerant bastards that won't move unless you shove dynamite....wait, you did say shoo. Oh shoe! Dunno.
Cornflakes or Rice Bubbles
For all those inquiring minds who want to know, I don't know why. I did find out that you trim a cow's hoof, but don't shoe it.
True.
And they are quite meek, when getting their hooves trimmed.
Us cows have sexy feet, we don't need shoes.
(Horses that walk on paved or hardened path, especially with a load on their back, need extra protection. Their hooves might wear out too fast, and too uneven without protection. That's what they told me when I asked the question why they don't shoe cows)
A: Cornflakes.
Q: What would you like to do right now?
