Don't worry, I'm sure she'll disappear again at some point and you'll get the opportunity to pull them out.
I found this disturbing til I read the Gopher's post,
Though not half as dsturbed as Id be if you were waiting for me to
re-appear in person so you could "pull them out".
Honestly , that sounds like something only a qualified dentist, or official state Inquisitor should be allowed to do.
That said, I'm all for weird messages