A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: odeon on September 30, 2013, 10:43:43 PMI really need to do something about the conjunctivitis. Did you ever try the turmeric?
I really need to do something about the conjunctivitis.
Quote from: sg1008 on September 30, 2013, 11:15:03 PMQuote from: odeon on September 30, 2013, 10:43:43 PMI really need to do something about the conjunctivitis. Did you ever try the turmeric?It didn't do a thing.
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AMCan't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?It's there. It always was.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?
Quote from: Parts on September 28, 2013, 07:21:57 PMQuote from: odeon on September 28, 2013, 02:59:00 PMQuote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on September 28, 2013, 02:47:34 PMQuote from: odeon on September 28, 2013, 02:44:24 PMThe shit hit the fan today. Or at least refused to go down the drain. I've been busy flushing pipes most of the afternoon and evening, but there's still something blocking the bloody thing.Ideas, anyone?Have you already run the snake through the pipes?Yup. And a pressure washer with 15 metres of hose. Whatever is blocking the pipes is further away than that, somewhere near the pump that is supposed to keep things flowing away from the house. Makes me think that the pump has nothing to work on.Is the pump your responsibility or part of the local sewer system and is the pump readily accessible. 15 meters away I am assuming is out in your yard it could be tree roots we have had that problem in the past, I have since cut every tree and bush down in that part of the yard the pipes go through. A good rule of thumb with the trees is that the roots go out underground at least as far as the branches doThe pump is our responsibility, yes, and it's in our yard and readily accessible. No tree roots but I suppose this could be caused by some other damage to the pipes.
Quote from: odeon on September 28, 2013, 02:59:00 PMQuote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on September 28, 2013, 02:47:34 PMQuote from: odeon on September 28, 2013, 02:44:24 PMThe shit hit the fan today. Or at least refused to go down the drain. I've been busy flushing pipes most of the afternoon and evening, but there's still something blocking the bloody thing.Ideas, anyone?Have you already run the snake through the pipes?Yup. And a pressure washer with 15 metres of hose. Whatever is blocking the pipes is further away than that, somewhere near the pump that is supposed to keep things flowing away from the house. Makes me think that the pump has nothing to work on.Is the pump your responsibility or part of the local sewer system and is the pump readily accessible. 15 meters away I am assuming is out in your yard it could be tree roots we have had that problem in the past, I have since cut every tree and bush down in that part of the yard the pipes go through. A good rule of thumb with the trees is that the roots go out underground at least as far as the branches do
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on September 28, 2013, 02:47:34 PMQuote from: odeon on September 28, 2013, 02:44:24 PMThe shit hit the fan today. Or at least refused to go down the drain. I've been busy flushing pipes most of the afternoon and evening, but there's still something blocking the bloody thing.Ideas, anyone?Have you already run the snake through the pipes?Yup. And a pressure washer with 15 metres of hose. Whatever is blocking the pipes is further away than that, somewhere near the pump that is supposed to keep things flowing away from the house. Makes me think that the pump has nothing to work on.
Quote from: odeon on September 28, 2013, 02:44:24 PMThe shit hit the fan today. Or at least refused to go down the drain. I've been busy flushing pipes most of the afternoon and evening, but there's still something blocking the bloody thing.Ideas, anyone?Have you already run the snake through the pipes?
The shit hit the fan today. Or at least refused to go down the drain. I've been busy flushing pipes most of the afternoon and evening, but there's still something blocking the bloody thing.Ideas, anyone?
Quote from: odeon on October 01, 2013, 10:41:16 PMQuote from: sg1008 on September 30, 2013, 11:15:03 PMQuote from: odeon on September 30, 2013, 10:43:43 PMI really need to do something about the conjunctivitis. Did you ever try the turmeric?It didn't do a thing.Did you try putting it in your eye? (jk, don't do that)
Quote from: sg1008 on October 01, 2013, 10:43:07 PMQuote from: odeon on October 01, 2013, 10:41:16 PMQuote from: sg1008 on September 30, 2013, 11:15:03 PMQuote from: odeon on September 30, 2013, 10:43:43 PMI really need to do something about the conjunctivitis. Did you ever try the turmeric?It didn't do a thing.Did you try putting it in your eye? (jk, don't do that)OMG, *that* is what you do with it?
The clerk I talked to said the capsules would do the job. But I doubt either would, anyway, cos the problem is largely mechanical. I suspect I need a round of surgery to reduce the problem. Apparently it's not unheard of--people who've had as many surgeries as me sometimes get these problems.
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Quote from: odeon on October 01, 2013, 11:28:55 PMThe clerk I talked to said the capsules would do the job. But I doubt either would, anyway, cos the problem is largely mechanical. I suspect I need a round of surgery to reduce the problem. Apparently it's not unheard of--people who've had as many surgeries as me sometimes get these problems.I am skeptical of this clerk. Like hyke said, perhaps the bacteria is hiding out...try the towel trick... the thing about capsules is, its more expensive and the extra pill material is unnecessary. It might not even be as effective.
Quote from: odeon on October 01, 2013, 11:28:55 PMThe clerk I talked to said the capsules would do the job. But I doubt either would, anyway, cos the problem is largely mechanical. I suspect I need a round of surgery to reduce the problem. Apparently it's not unheard of--people who've had as many surgeries as me sometimes get these problems.Did all the surgery leave kind of scar material mini pockets for bacteria to flourish and hibernate in, till their next chance of breaking out?