A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Stupid moronic film producer. Still wet behind the ears but so sure of what the industry standards are.
It seems to have gotten boring on here lately.
Caught my hand in the truck door. Don't even ask how. It wasn't easy...just knew I should have had that second cup of coffee before I left this morning.
Swollen and sore, but living. Should be a nice shade of black and blue tomorrow.
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AMCan't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?It's there. It always was.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?
I once slammed my moms hand in the door. I felt so bad...I was a kid getting in the back seat, and my mom was climbing in the front seat but had her hand on that part of back door where the hinges meet. I closed it, the hinges tried to meet but my mom's hand got in the way.Now I always always check the door for any human parts before closing. It still makes me nervous.
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 29, 2013, 11:07:30 AMIt seems to have gotten boring on here lately. You should call somebody out. You owe it to the site. Go on, you can do it.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: odeon on September 29, 2013, 10:48:41 AMStupid moronic film producer. Still wet behind the ears but so sure of what the industry standards are. Did you have to ... correct him, sir?
I have a lot of heartburn lately!
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 18, 2013, 05:48:08 PM I have a lot of heartburn lately! I have too. I tried Ceilidh's gluten free chips and boy did I pay for it.Another quick bitch: I am still gaining weight. In the past two years I have gained 20kgs. Yes, I was underweight before but this sucks. A lot of my clothes don't fit me any more.
Quote from: sg1008 on September 29, 2013, 04:33:22 PMI once slammed my moms hand in the door. I felt so bad...I was a kid getting in the back seat, and my mom was climbing in the front seat but had her hand on that part of back door where the hinges meet. I closed it, the hinges tried to meet but my mom's hand got in the way.Now I always always check the door for any human parts before closing. It still makes me nervous.Ah, that brings back BD memories. My dad closed a car door at night, with my foot still not completely in the car. I limped for a few weeks. And, I check for human parts before closing a car door always. And still get kinda anxious if someone closes my door, when I am sitting in the car. And it happened over 35 years ago.
I really need to do something about the conjunctivitis.