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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6825 on: September 29, 2013, 01:46:14 PM »
Stupid moronic film producer. Still wet behind the ears but so sure of what the industry standards are.

    Did you have to ... correct him, sir?   :toporly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6826 on: September 29, 2013, 01:47:40 PM »
It seems to have gotten boring on here lately.

  You should call somebody out.  You owe it to the site.  Go on, you can do it.  >:D
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6827 on: September 29, 2013, 01:48:52 PM »
Caught my hand in the truck door.  :GA:

Don't even ask how. It wasn't easy...just knew I should have had that second cup of coffee before I left this morning.

  Ow ow ow ow ow!  :zombiefuck:   How bad is it?  Anything broken?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6828 on: September 29, 2013, 02:30:26 PM »
Swollen and sore, but living.

Should be a nice shade of black and blue tomorrow. :P

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6829 on: September 29, 2013, 02:32:41 PM »
Swollen and sore, but living.

Should be a nice shade of black and blue tomorrow. :P

  When I caught my left pinkie in a door three years ago, I didn't think I'd broken it, but I had.  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6830 on: September 29, 2013, 04:33:22 PM »
I once slammed my moms hand in the door. I felt so bad...I was a kid getting in the back seat, and my mom was climbing in the front seat but had her hand on that part of back door where the hinges meet. I closed it, the hinges tried to meet but my mom's hand got in the way.

Now I always always check the door for any human parts before closing. It still makes me nervous.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6831 on: September 29, 2013, 04:46:59 PM »
I once slammed my moms hand in the door. I felt so bad...I was a kid getting in the back seat, and my mom was climbing in the front seat but had her hand on that part of back door where the hinges meet. I closed it, the hinges tried to meet but my mom's hand got in the way.

Now I always always check the door for any human parts before closing. It still makes me nervous.

  It's good to check, sorry you had that bad experience.  :hug:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6832 on: September 29, 2013, 04:56:30 PM »
It seems to have gotten boring on here lately.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6833 on: September 29, 2013, 11:07:07 PM »
Stupid moronic film producer. Still wet behind the ears but so sure of what the industry standards are.

    Did you have to ... correct him, sir?   :toporly:

I should have. :zoinks:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6834 on: September 30, 2013, 01:55:13 AM »
  I have a lot of heartburn lately!  :sick:
I have too. I tried Ceilidh's gluten free chips and boy did I pay for it.

Another quick bitch: I am still gaining weight. In the past two years I have gained 20kgs. Yes, I was underweight before but this sucks. A lot of my clothes don't fit me any more.  ???
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6835 on: September 30, 2013, 03:42:33 AM »
I once slammed my moms hand in the door. I felt so bad...I was a kid getting in the back seat, and my mom was climbing in the front seat but had her hand on that part of back door where the hinges meet. I closed it, the hinges tried to meet but my mom's hand got in the way.

Now I always always check the door for any human parts before closing. It still makes me nervous.

Ah, that brings back BD memories. My dad closed a car door at night, with my foot still not completely in the car. I limped for a few weeks. And, I check for human parts before closing a car door always. And still get kinda anxious if someone closes my door, when I am sitting in the car. And it happened over 35 years ago.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6836 on: September 30, 2013, 04:10:19 AM »
  I have a lot of heartburn lately!  :sick:
I have too. I tried Ceilidh's gluten free chips and boy did I pay for it.

Another quick bitch: I am still gaining weight. In the past two years I have gained 20kgs. Yes, I was underweight before but this sucks. A lot of my clothes don't fit me any more.  ???

  I am at my heaviest now.  :hug:   My weight gain is caused by bad eating habits.  Is yours related to medication?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6837 on: September 30, 2013, 04:12:21 AM »
I once slammed my moms hand in the door. I felt so bad...I was a kid getting in the back seat, and my mom was climbing in the front seat but had her hand on that part of back door where the hinges meet. I closed it, the hinges tried to meet but my mom's hand got in the way.

Now I always always check the door for any human parts before closing. It still makes me nervous.

Ah, that brings back BD memories. My dad closed a car door at night, with my foot still not completely in the car. I limped for a few weeks. And, I check for human parts before closing a car door always. And still get kinda anxious if someone closes my door, when I am sitting in the car. And it happened over 35 years ago.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6838 on: September 30, 2013, 10:43:43 PM »
I really need to do something about the conjunctivitis. :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6839 on: September 30, 2013, 11:15:03 PM »
I really need to do something about the conjunctivitis. :GA:

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Can't you guys even just imagine it?

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