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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6810 on: September 29, 2013, 01:19:52 AM »
  Dumb bitch boss is a dumb selfish bitch.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6811 on: September 29, 2013, 02:02:24 AM »
I actually don't like having emblems on my car.  :trollface:


But then, I don't drive a Mercedes.
I wouldn't be able to buy a Mercedes.  I acquired it from my rich brother.  He lives down south.  Yup you can draw a line across the UK  - north, south  v  poor, rich.   

Anyway he gave it to me when my volvo broke down, which I still have in my car cemetery at the rear of my property.   He had it from new and it was mint condition.  Leather interior etc.  It is a 3L turbo diesel.  E class.  Silver.  I love it.  It is fast but I don't use it much as it costs a lot to run.  Don't think I ever filled it up.  Put fifty quid in it once and it didn't even register half full.   It is old now, well it is registered on an 'S' plate, dunno how long ago that was.

I just like to burn diesel in it and do my bit for global warming.  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6812 on: September 29, 2013, 02:29:26 AM »
The shit hit the fan today. Or at least refused to go down the drain. I've been busy flushing pipes most of the afternoon and evening, but there's still something blocking the bloody thing.

Ideas, anyone?
Have you already run the snake through the pipes?

Yup. And a pressure washer with 15 metres of hose. Whatever is blocking the pipes is further away than that, somewhere near the pump that is supposed to keep things flowing away from the house. Makes me think that the pump has nothing to work on.

Is the pump your responsibility or part of the local sewer system and is the pump readily  accessible. 
 15 meters away I am assuming is out in your yard it could be tree roots we have had that problem in the past, I have since cut every tree and bush down in that part of the yard the pipes go through.  A good rule of thumb with the trees is that the roots go out underground  at least as far as the branches do

The pump is our responsibility, yes, and it's in our yard and readily accessible. No tree roots but I suppose this could be caused by some other damage to the pipes.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6813 on: September 29, 2013, 02:31:14 AM »
I just like to burn diesel in it and do my bit for global warming.  :zoinks:

Buy an old Jag and it becomes so much easier. :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6814 on: September 29, 2013, 07:24:02 AM »
I actually don't like having emblems on my car.  :trollface:


But then, I don't drive a Mercedes.
I wouldn't be able to buy a Mercedes.  I acquired it from my rich brother.  He lives down south.  Yup you can draw a line across the UK  - north, south  v  poor, rich.   

Anyway he gave it to me when my volvo broke down, which I still have in my car cemetery at the rear of my property.   He had it from new and it was mint condition.  Leather interior etc.  It is a 3L turbo diesel.  E class.  Silver.  I love it.  It is fast but I don't use it much as it costs a lot to run.  Don't think I ever filled it up.  Put fifty quid in it once and it didn't even register half full.   It is old now, well it is registered on an 'S' plate, dunno how long ago that was.

I just like to burn diesel in it and do my bit for global warming.  :zoinks:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6815 on: September 29, 2013, 10:48:41 AM »
Stupid moronic film producer. Still wet behind the ears but so sure of what the industry standards are.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6816 on: September 29, 2013, 11:07:30 AM »
It seems to have gotten boring on here lately.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6817 on: September 29, 2013, 11:09:37 AM »
I'm as entertaining as ever  :nerdy:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6818 on: September 29, 2013, 11:13:41 AM »
It seems to have gotten boring on here lately.

As much as we'd like to, we can't shut down an aspie site every week. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6819 on: September 29, 2013, 11:18:06 AM »
It seems to have gotten boring on here lately.

As much as we'd like to, we can't shut down an aspie site every week. :P

Or can we? :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6820 on: September 29, 2013, 11:20:27 AM »
It seems to have gotten boring on here lately.

As much as we'd like to, we can't shut down an aspie site every week. :P

Or can we? :zoinks:

Now that you mention it. :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6821 on: September 29, 2013, 11:23:31 AM »
It seems to have gotten boring on here lately.

As much as we'd like to, we can't shut down an aspie site every week. :P

Or can we? :zoinks:

Now that you mention it. :zoinks:

WP hasn't had any downtime lately, has it? :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6822 on: September 29, 2013, 11:24:28 AM »
It seems to have gotten boring on here lately.

As much as we'd like to, we can't shut down an aspie site every week. :P

Or can we? :zoinks:

Now that you mention it. :zoinks:

WP hasn't had any downtime lately, has it? :zoinks:

Drama, here we come. ;D
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6823 on: September 29, 2013, 11:47:03 AM »
It seems to have gotten boring on here lately.

As much as we'd like to, we can't shut down an aspie site every week. :P

Or can we? :zoinks:

Now that you mention it. :zoinks:

WP hasn't had any downtime lately, has it? :zoinks:

Drama, here we come. ;D

* Semicolon waits for a WP mod to read this thread.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6824 on: September 29, 2013, 11:55:33 AM »
Caught my hand in the truck door.  :GA:

Don't even ask how. It wasn't easy...just knew I should have had that second cup of coffee before I left this morning.