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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6750 on: September 26, 2013, 05:52:16 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on September 26, 2013, 03:39:12 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 26, 2013, 01:17:07 AM
Quote from: Lit on September 26, 2013, 12:56:02 AM
He can't beat Rage and the pony in a debate!  :viking:

  I rode a pony once, about 35 years and 100 pounds ago.  :P

So you're going to ride Lit? :zoinks: :orly:

  I'm taking about  The Real WorldTM,  where ponies are three-dimensional.  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6751 on: September 26, 2013, 08:10:16 AM »
Sumne mannulus realis?  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6752 on: September 26, 2013, 08:14:50 AM »
Quote from: Lit on September 26, 2013, 08:10:16 AM
Sumne mannulus realis?  :-\

You're real, Lit. The mean Weeble is trolling you. :hug:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6753 on: September 26, 2013, 08:17:54 AM »
Maximas gratias, amice!  :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6754 on: September 26, 2013, 08:23:37 AM »
  Awww, don't be sad, little pony.  You are real enough.  :hug:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6755 on: September 26, 2013, 08:24:48 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6756 on: September 26, 2013, 08:25:33 AM »
Grrr....opiate itches; and I can't find the remainder of my antihistamine script. Its really starting to aggravate the twatting shit fuck out of me.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6757 on: September 26, 2013, 09:30:22 AM »
Quote from: Lestat on September 26, 2013, 08:25:33 AM
Grrr....opiate itches; and I can't find the remainder of my antihistamine script. Its really starting to aggravate the twatting shit fuck out of me.
Isn't there some way to avoid opiate itches? Like maybe not ingesting drugs that you are allergic too? Happy scratching.  :tickle: :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6758 on: September 26, 2013, 02:28:14 PM »
I can't comfortably bend my knee enough to put on shoes.  I'm wearing socks, but my feet are coolish.  And no, I don't have slippers.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6759 on: September 26, 2013, 09:05:04 PM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on September 25, 2013, 09:03:12 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 25, 2013, 06:21:10 PM
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Spray lube in the lock

That's what she said.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6760 on: September 26, 2013, 10:28:50 PM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on September 26, 2013, 12:25:53 AM
Quote from: odeon on September 25, 2013, 10:59:09 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on September 25, 2013, 05:06:57 AM
Quote from: odeon on September 24, 2013, 10:50:47 PM
I really really really don't want to go to work today.

So stay here and postwhore. :thumbup:

Or you could go to work and postwhore. :2thumbsup:

Not an option. Too much work to do. :(

Work has been hell for the last few weeks. The number of bugs I've fixed is astonishing.

And here's another quick bitch: I should reply to my Iowa thread but can't be bothered to even read it because it's not going anywhere.
IOW Rage is kicking your ass?  :hahaha: :zoinks: :evillaugh:

:tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6761 on: September 26, 2013, 10:29:22 PM »
Quote from: Lit on September 26, 2013, 12:56:02 AM
He can't beat Rage and the pony in a debate!  :viking:

It's not a debate. It's a circle jerk.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6762 on: September 26, 2013, 10:30:33 PM »
And I tried to log on here using my work account. I think I need to work less, I think. :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6763 on: September 26, 2013, 11:35:58 PM »
Quote from: odeon on September 26, 2013, 10:30:33 PM
And I tried to log on here using my work account. I think I need to work less, I think. :-\

  Get back to work!  Your employer is not paying you to waste time on the internet!  :police:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6764 on: September 27, 2013, 01:05:06 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 26, 2013, 11:35:58 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 26, 2013, 10:30:33 PM
And I tried to log on here using my work account. I think I need to work less, I think. :-\

  Get back to work!  Your employer is not paying you to waste time on the internet!  :police:

I meant using my account details. :P
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