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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6735 on: September 24, 2013, 10:50:47 PM »
I really really really don't want to go to work today.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6736 on: September 25, 2013, 05:06:57 AM »
I really really really don't want to go to work today.

So stay here and postwhore. :thumbup:

Or you could go to work and postwhore. :2thumbsup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6737 on: September 25, 2013, 05:22:09 AM »
Maybe you should leave instructions.

  Good idea.  My parents had everything arranged years ago, including their funerals.  :toporly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6738 on: September 25, 2013, 04:17:25 PM »
Holy fucking shit there is a ton of sugar in this barbecue sauce.  I didn't even ask for barbecue sauce.  Next time I'll return the whole pizza.  I don't even care how late it is.  I want a refund.  And tomato sauce, damnit.  Tomato. 



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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6739 on: September 25, 2013, 04:28:16 PM »
Ew, I know what you mean. Never had a pizza with BBQ sauce on it, but I really am not fond of it when the tomato sauce is overly sweet, it should be slightly tangy, not too acidic, but never, EVER should it be sweet and sickly, that would put me off the entire pizza.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6740 on: September 25, 2013, 06:21:10 PM »
  Got a bit of a scare tonight ... my apartment key seemed not to work!  I had to turn it harder.
  Being a still-reforming hoarder/slob, I had a paranoid thought that the landlord had
  inspected my mess and changed the lock.  It's probably a common hoarder fear.  :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6741 on: September 25, 2013, 07:10:49 PM »
  Got a bit of a scare tonight ... my apartment key seemed not to work!  I had to turn it harder.
  Being a still-reforming hoarder/slob, I had a paranoid thought that the landlord had
  inspected my mess and changed the lock.  It's probably a common hoarder fear.  :tard:


Until you can buy some graphite at the store, rub your key along a pencil point a few times.  Then lock and unlock the lock.  It should lubricate the workings well enough to avoid the Dreaded Landlord.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6742 on: September 25, 2013, 09:03:12 PM »
  Got a bit of a scare tonight ... my apartment key seemed not to work!  I had to turn it harder.
  Being a still-reforming hoarder/slob, I had a paranoid thought that the landlord had
  inspected my mess and changed the lock.  It's probably a common hoarder fear.  :tard:

Spray lube in the lock

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6743 on: September 25, 2013, 09:11:14 PM »
  Got a bit of a scare tonight ... my apartment key seemed not to work!  I had to turn it harder.
  Being a still-reforming hoarder/slob, I had a paranoid thought that the landlord had
  inspected my mess and changed the lock.  It's probably a common hoarder fear.  :tard:

I always worry about, breaking my key off in the lock

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6744 on: September 25, 2013, 09:38:59 PM »
  Yeah, it was scary at first.  I will try the tips.  Breaking the lock off would suck, though it was cool when Linda Hamilton
  did it on purpose in Terminator 2: Judgment Day.  She was very resourceful!  I'd like to be like that!  :arrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6745 on: September 25, 2013, 10:59:09 PM »
I really really really don't want to go to work today.

So stay here and postwhore. :thumbup:

Or you could go to work and postwhore. :2thumbsup:

Not an option. Too much work to do. :(

Work has been hell for the last few weeks. The number of bugs I've fixed is astonishing.

And here's another quick bitch: I should reply to my Iowa thread but can't be bothered to even read it because it's not going anywhere.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6746 on: September 26, 2013, 12:25:53 AM »
I really really really don't want to go to work today.

So stay here and postwhore. :thumbup:

Or you could go to work and postwhore. :2thumbsup:

Not an option. Too much work to do. :(

Work has been hell for the last few weeks. The number of bugs I've fixed is astonishing.

And here's another quick bitch: I should reply to my Iowa thread but can't be bothered to even read it because it's not going anywhere.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6747 on: September 26, 2013, 12:56:02 AM »
He can't beat Rage and the pony in a debate!  :viking:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6748 on: September 26, 2013, 01:17:07 AM »
He can't beat Rage and the pony in a debate!  :viking:

  I rode a pony once, about 35 years and 100 pounds ago.  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6749 on: September 26, 2013, 03:39:12 AM »
He can't beat Rage and the pony in a debate!  :viking:

  I rode a pony once, about 35 years and 100 pounds ago.  :P

So you're going to ride Lit? :zoinks: :orly:
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