Why don't vampires usually get women pregnant?They can't come inside without permission.
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Uggh fuck.I got home not that long ago, from picking blackberries. Only there are loads of nettles mixed in with the bushes. Absolutely masses of ripe, fat, juicy blackberries, some of them fucking huge, up to around an inch long, but often tucked away in the midst of a load of nettles. Got stung to fuck, all over my hands, and all the way up my arms, and over one side of my face. Little fucking cunting bastardlyshite things; I hate nettles.At least though I managed to gather a great big bag full of some of the biggest, juciest, sweetest blackberries I have ever tasted, albeit at the price of a face full of nettle stings. Not quite sure what to do with them yet though. I've made plenty of blackberry pies over the last few years, so I'd quite like to try something new....but what...Any suggestions, people?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: hykeaswell on August 24, 2013, 02:52:19 AMAnother over-reaction on a mosquito bite. I used to be immune for them. Now I'm having my ankle on ice, and am happy to discover a bit of it's former shape again, after a day of cooling and keeping calm. Wonder if this is a vit B deficiency. Will get that tested come Tuesday, maybe even Monday. That was one evil mosquito hyke, hope you got his ass.Allergic reaction sounds like.
Another over-reaction on a mosquito bite. I used to be immune for them. Now I'm having my ankle on ice, and am happy to discover a bit of it's former shape again, after a day of cooling and keeping calm. Wonder if this is a vit B deficiency. Will get that tested come Tuesday, maybe even Monday.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Jesus, he who 'invented' the fart, christ.. my internet connection is überly screwed at the moment. Ridiculous.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
No, no, no, nachos. He did invent the fart. Jeeh, the smelly one, Sus. Or, 'the fart master' he was called also, back then. Read the manuscripts.
When I try to derail a thread, it just won't get derailed. Darn.
Idiots. They are all fucking idiots.
Pyraxis went on a trip and brought me back a rhinovirus as a souvenir.