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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6615 on: August 23, 2013, 02:34:22 PM »
:GA:

PA managed to catch Hedwig and she is back in her cage.  He did sustain some minor injuries in the battle.  Evidently 2 ounce birds give 6 foot ex-weightlifters a run for the money.

At least he wasn't carrying a coconut :P
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Uggh fuck.

I got home not that long ago, from picking blackberries. Only there are loads of nettles mixed in with the bushes. Absolutely masses of ripe, fat, juicy blackberries, some of them fucking huge, up to around an inch long, but often tucked away in the midst of a load of nettles. Got stung to fuck, all over my hands, and all the way up my arms, and over one side of my face. Little fucking cunting bastardlyshite things; I hate nettles.


At least though I managed to gather a great big bag full of some of the biggest, juciest, sweetest blackberries I have ever tasted, albeit at the price of a face full of nettle stings. Not quite sure what to do with them yet though. I've made plenty of blackberry pies over the last few years, so I'd quite like to try something new....but what...

Any suggestions, people?

I suggest making blackberry preserves. All you'll need is some pectin, some jars with lids and perhaps a bit of sugar. You'll find instructions online. I suggest using a recipe from an agricultural university, to ensure safety. :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6616 on: August 23, 2013, 02:44:02 PM »
Cook them with sugar into a sauce.  Freeze and thaw.  Serve over ice cream, cake, etc.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6617 on: August 23, 2013, 02:53:12 PM »
Great idea QV. I think I might go with that.

Although there are plenty more where those came  from, I doubt I picked so much as a fraction of one hundredth of the available fruit. Only stopped because thorns ripped the bottom of my collecting bag, and by the time I got them home, had a fag, ate, etc. it got dark.

I'll be back, and thats just one of at least four extensive blackberry patches near me.
I still need to go to the patch of japanese wineberries that I know of, and also I recently discovered a fair few sea buckthorn bushes too, hopefully they will be bearing fruit round about now.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6618 on: August 23, 2013, 03:11:56 PM »
Uggh fuck.

I got home not that long ago, from picking blackberries. Only there are loads of nettles mixed in with the bushes. Absolutely masses of ripe, fat, juicy blackberries, some of them fucking huge, up to around an inch long, but often tucked away in the midst of a load of nettles. Got stung to fuck, all over my hands, and all the way up my arms, and over one side of my face. Little fucking cunting bastardlyshite things; I hate nettles.


At least though I managed to gather a great big bag full of some of the biggest, juciest, sweetest blackberries I have ever tasted, albeit at the price of a face full of nettle stings. Not quite sure what to do with them yet though. I've made plenty of blackberry pies over the last few years, so I'd quite like to try something new....but what...

Any suggestions, people?
Wear leather work gloves next time you pick in that patch.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6619 on: August 23, 2013, 03:19:12 PM »
A real Roman doesn't fear nettles! :arrr:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6620 on: August 23, 2013, 03:48:40 PM »
Uggh fuck.

I got home not that long ago, from picking blackberries. Only there are loads of nettles mixed in with the bushes. Absolutely masses of ripe, fat, juicy blackberries, some of them fucking huge, up to around an inch long, but often tucked away in the midst of a load of nettles. Got stung to fuck, all over my hands, and all the way up my arms, and over one side of my face. Little fucking cunting bastardlyshite things; I hate nettles.


At least though I managed to gather a great big bag full of some of the biggest, juciest, sweetest blackberries I have ever tasted, albeit at the price of a face full of nettle stings. Not quite sure what to do with them yet though. I've made plenty of blackberry pies over the last few years, so I'd quite like to try something new....but what...

Any suggestions, people?
Wear leather work gloves next time you pick in that patch.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6621 on: August 23, 2013, 05:34:55 PM »
Very sore
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6622 on: August 23, 2013, 05:38:41 PM »
It's got awesome superpowers.

  Damn right I do!  These people keep me in a cage!  They have no idea what I can do!   :parrot:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6623 on: August 23, 2013, 05:40:43 PM »
A real Roman doesn't fear nettles! :arrr:

  There are no real Romans left, on account of the fall of the Roman Empire and all that.  :trollface:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6624 on: August 23, 2013, 09:36:29 PM »
Uggh fuck.

I got home not that long ago, from picking blackberries. Only there are loads of nettles mixed in with the bushes. Absolutely masses of ripe, fat, juicy blackberries, some of them fucking huge, up to around an inch long, but often tucked away in the midst of a load of nettles. Got stung to fuck, all over my hands, and all the way up my arms, and over one side of my face. Little fucking cunting bastardlyshite things; I hate nettles.


At least though I managed to gather a great big bag full of some of the biggest, juciest, sweetest blackberries I have ever tasted, albeit at the price of a face full of nettle stings. Not quite sure what to do with them yet though. I've made plenty of blackberry pies over the last few years, so I'd quite like to try something new....but what...

Any suggestions, people?

http://winemaking.jackkeller.net/blackbr2.asp   :zoinks:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6625 on: August 23, 2013, 11:04:20 PM »
A real Roman doesn't fear nettles! :arrr:

  There are no real Romans left, on account of the fall of the Roman Empire and all that.  :trollface:

Any real Roman would soldier on through the fall of the empire. :arrr: :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6626 on: August 24, 2013, 02:52:19 AM »
Another over-reaction on a mosquito bite. I used to be immune for them. Now I'm having my ankle on ice, and am happy to discover a bit of it's former shape again, after a day of cooling and keeping calm.

Wonder if this is a vit B deficiency. Will get that tested come Tuesday, maybe even Monday.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6627 on: August 24, 2013, 09:52:54 AM »
Another over-reaction on a mosquito bite. I used to be immune for them. Now I'm having my ankle on ice, and am happy to discover a bit of it's former shape again, after a day of cooling and keeping calm.

Wonder if this is a vit B deficiency. Will get that tested come Tuesday, maybe even Monday.

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Allergic reaction sounds like. 

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6628 on: August 25, 2013, 03:37:16 AM »
Can't sleep. Allergies. Can't sleep. Allergies. Can't sleep. Allergies.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6629 on: August 25, 2013, 04:42:17 AM »
Thanks icequeen.

Although useless to me, thanks for the suggestion. Useless, due to the fact that I simply cannot BEAR wine, of any kind. The smell turns my stomach, and the only way I have ever managed to ingest wine, is by holding my nose, taking a shot of something strong to knock my sense of taste sideways, chugging it down, then following with more strong spirit, and chaser.

Filthy, rotten vile stuff.
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