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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6525 on: August 10, 2013, 06:09:50 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 08, 2013, 05:23:35 PM
Quote from: odeon on August 08, 2013, 04:31:13 PM
My head is killing me.

Having sex with an A/C will cure that.  Not sure what sex with a D/C will cure.

Life, I think. That's why there is a "D".
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6526 on: August 16, 2013, 10:13:29 AM »
I went to bed early. Despite it being a Friday night, I thought I would do the right thing and listen. To by body clock.

3 hours sleep,....NOW I AM WiDE AWAKE in the middle of the night.

Fuck!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6527 on: August 16, 2013, 11:22:48 AM »
I am getting old.

Found a Toro self-propelled mower 6.5 Honda engine curbside last night. Full of fresh gas, looks like they couldn't get it started, and pushed it to the curb.

Got it to within 4" of the tailgate and just couldn't lift the 90lb+ beast up any higher.

Had to do the walk of shame and wheel it back to the curb.
Time to look into ramps. :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6528 on: August 16, 2013, 01:04:52 PM »
Fuck. I think I need to restart KDE. The upgrade killed the window manager.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6529 on: August 16, 2013, 04:29:57 PM »
Are you losing the grip? I always thought you were a real expert at these things  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6530 on: August 16, 2013, 04:51:40 PM »
Quote from: Lit on August 16, 2013, 04:29:57 PM
Are you losing the grip? I always thought you were a real expert at these things  :-\

:laugh:

Sometimes an upgrade will kill something already running. All it took was a restart.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6531 on: August 16, 2013, 07:18:29 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on August 16, 2013, 11:22:48 AM
I am getting old.

Found a Toro self-propelled mower 6.5 Honda engine curbside last night. Full of fresh gas, looks like they couldn't get it started, and pushed it to the curb.

Got it to within 4" of the tailgate and just couldn't lift the 90lb+ beast up any higher.

Had to do the walk of shame and wheel it back to the curb.
Time to look into ramps. :thumbup:

Ramps are nice but I always wanted a hoist that was removable like this

http://www.harborfreight.com/interests/contractor/1-2-half-ton-capacity-pickup-truck-crane-1647.html
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6532 on: August 16, 2013, 08:02:48 PM »
OK fucker, you asked for it. I've now turned my music on. It's at level 30.

Annoy me some more and ill find some Rammstein tomorrow morning, reeeeeeal early, when you are hungover as fuck.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6533 on: August 16, 2013, 08:53:03 PM »
Quote from: Parts on August 16, 2013, 07:18:29 PM
Quote from: Icequeen on August 16, 2013, 11:22:48 AM
I am getting old.

Found a Toro self-propelled mower 6.5 Honda engine curbside last night. Full of fresh gas, looks like they couldn't get it started, and pushed it to the curb.

Got it to within 4" of the tailgate and just couldn't lift the 90lb+ beast up any higher.

Had to do the walk of shame and wheel it back to the curb.
Time to look into ramps. :thumbup:

Ramps are nice but I always wanted a hoist that was removable like this

I bookmarked that at Harbor Freight this morning. Been considering something like that, just afraid everyone will want to borrow the damn truck then. :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6534 on: August 16, 2013, 09:16:06 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on August 16, 2013, 08:53:03 PM
Quote from: Parts on August 16, 2013, 07:18:29 PM
Quote from: Icequeen on August 16, 2013, 11:22:48 AM
I am getting old.

Found a Toro self-propelled mower 6.5 Honda engine curbside last night. Full of fresh gas, looks like they couldn't get it started, and pushed it to the curb.

Got it to within 4" of the tailgate and just couldn't lift the 90lb+ beast up any higher.

Had to do the walk of shame and wheel it back to the curb.
Time to look into ramps. :thumbup:

Ramps are nice but I always wanted a hoist that was removable like this

I bookmarked that at Harbor Freight this morning. Been considering something like that, just afraid everyone will want to borrow the damn truck then. :zoinks:

Could you not knock on their door and ask for a hand?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6535 on: August 17, 2013, 01:53:00 AM »
Lol eclair...if that were me, I'd be knocking on your door in my dressing gown saying 'turn it the fuck up already' :D

Personally I'd pick something a little more harsh and discordant for that kind of petty annoyance-based revenge on any idiot that has done something to warrant it, perhaps something like angelspit, khanate, sunn O))) , the haunted, maybe a bit of cradle of filth or kittie. Now that would be funny.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6536 on: August 17, 2013, 02:15:48 AM »
Quote from: Lestat on August 17, 2013, 01:53:00 AM
Lol eclair...if that were me, I'd be knocking on your door in my dressing gown saying 'turn it the fuck up already' :D

Personally I'd pick something a little more harsh and discordant for that kind of petty annoyance-based revenge on any idiot that has done something to warrant it, perhaps something like angelspit, khanate, sunn O))) , the haunted, maybe a bit of cradle of filth or kittie. Now that would be funny.

Thank you for the tips. I will check them out as options.

I'm thinking Kittie - Spit, as my first one. To be continued....*insert evil laugh*
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6537 on: August 17, 2013, 03:40:19 AM »
Headache.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6538 on: August 17, 2013, 09:40:21 AM »
This is a funny scene out of one of my Latin books, but I'm pissed because:

1. They speak "church Latin", which is not what Romans 2000 years ago spoke, and also with a gross American English accent  :thumbdn:

2. Dorippa and Lydia are drinking tea in the video  :facepalm2:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6539 on: August 18, 2013, 04:07:10 AM »
Nice, eclair, very nice. That, and 'do you think I'm a whore' are my favorites from their first two albums.

Failing that, I reccommend mushroomhead, disturbed, meshuggah, thine eyes bleed, otep would really piss em off too :D
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