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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6495 on: August 03, 2013, 05:10:57 PM »
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It's bloody hot outside.

Here it's bloody hot most of the day and moist 24 hours a day. Heat and moisture isn't fun.

Heat and moisture makes for a dewy complexion and green eye shadow (mold).
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6496 on: August 03, 2013, 09:16:15 PM »
Fucking AC is noisy.  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6497 on: August 04, 2013, 01:02:34 PM »
My brother wants to join the homeguard - he still hasn't got any answer from them  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6498 on: August 04, 2013, 04:10:21 PM »
Quote from: odeon on August 03, 2013, 09:16:15 PM
Fucking AC is noisy.  >:(

Just exactly where does one fuck an AC?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6499 on: August 04, 2013, 05:47:34 PM »
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6500 on: August 05, 2013, 07:07:15 PM »
Quote from: Lit on August 03, 2013, 08:54:47 AM
My beard itches  :thumbdn:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6501 on: August 05, 2013, 07:08:31 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 05, 2013, 07:07:15 PM
Quote from: Lit on August 03, 2013, 08:54:47 AM
My beard itches  :thumbdn:

If thine beard offend thee, shave it off!   :arrr:

The Weeble hasn't been postwhoring as much as usual. :P
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6502 on: August 06, 2013, 06:46:27 AM »


Really tired.

Need to find sleep.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6503 on: August 08, 2013, 04:30:39 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 04, 2013, 04:10:21 PM
Quote from: odeon on August 03, 2013, 09:16:15 PM
Fucking AC is noisy.  >:(

Just exactly where does one fuck an AC?

Openings all over it, actually. :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6504 on: August 08, 2013, 04:31:13 PM »
My head is killing me.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6505 on: August 08, 2013, 05:23:35 PM »
Quote from: odeon on August 08, 2013, 04:31:13 PM
My head is killing me.

Having sex with an A/C will cure that.  Not sure what sex with a D/C will cure.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6506 on: August 08, 2013, 06:50:17 PM »
Having connection issues since the last storm. :P

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6507 on: August 09, 2013, 05:12:22 AM »
Quote from: odeon on August 08, 2013, 04:30:39 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 04, 2013, 04:10:21 PM
Quote from: odeon on August 03, 2013, 09:16:15 PM
Fucking AC is noisy.  >:(

Just exactly where does one fuck an AC?

Openings all over it, actually. :zoinks:

  Openings with sharp edges, I guess that's OK if you like a little pain!  :o
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6508 on: August 09, 2013, 05:48:57 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 09, 2013, 05:12:22 AM
Quote from: odeon on August 08, 2013, 04:30:39 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 04, 2013, 04:10:21 PM
Quote from: odeon on August 03, 2013, 09:16:15 PM
Fucking AC is noisy.  >:(

Just exactly where does one fuck an AC?

Openings all over it, actually. :zoinks:

  Openings with sharp edges, I guess that's OK if you like a little pain!  :o

If you're female, you could use a double dildo. :2thumbsup:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6509 on: August 09, 2013, 11:40:21 AM »
Second day now my back hurts. Fuck off, pain.
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