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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6045 on: June 12, 2013, 05:09:17 PM »
My phone would not stop making noise today
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6046 on: June 12, 2013, 05:24:07 PM »
Quote from: Parts on June 12, 2013, 05:09:17 PM
My phone would not stop making noise today

My old phone called people randomly. It wiould be sitting on the table untouched and you cuold hear the voice of the random contact called saying "hello, hello" . It was possessed. :o
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6047 on: June 12, 2013, 06:06:22 PM »
Carrots aren't that bad.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6048 on: June 12, 2013, 06:59:20 PM »
Quote from: duckfetishgirl on June 12, 2013, 05:24:07 PM
Quote from: Parts on June 12, 2013, 05:09:17 PM
My phone would not stop making noise today

My old phone called people randomly. It wiould be sitting on the table untouched and you cuold hear the voice of the random contact called saying "hello, hello" . It was possessed. :o

I had one like that also.  It could be just sitting on the table and it would start dialing I would hang it up and a few minutes later it was at it again I ended up getting a new one
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6049 on: June 12, 2013, 07:52:57 PM »
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 12, 2013, 06:06:22 PM
Carrots aren't that bad.

Just don't douse them with peanut butter or ranch dressing. 
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6050 on: June 12, 2013, 07:58:24 PM »
Ooooh Lonliness and Peanut butter!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6051 on: June 12, 2013, 08:00:30 PM »
Quote from: BadgerTom on June 12, 2013, 07:58:24 PM
Ooooh Lonliness and Peanut butter!

? No idea.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6052 on: June 12, 2013, 11:04:00 PM »
Quote from: duckfetishgirl on June 12, 2013, 05:24:07 PM
Quote from: Parts on June 12, 2013, 05:09:17 PM
My phone would not stop making noise today

My old phone called people randomly. It wiould be sitting on the table untouched and you cuold hear the voice of the random contact called saying "hello, hello" . It was possessed. :o

:rofl:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6053 on: June 12, 2013, 11:04:48 PM »
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 12, 2013, 06:06:22 PM
Carrots aren't that bad.

They are good for you.

And a great choice during a fast day.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6054 on: June 15, 2013, 06:29:13 AM »
final village festival competition is happening less than 100 meters from my house.
The sound system is spreading the horrible commentary of a man too pleased with his own voice. Not hearing the rest, but that man comes through. The worst are the interviews over the sound system.  :wanker:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6055 on: June 15, 2013, 09:04:57 AM »
  I'm getting too fat for all my clothes. :cbc:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6056 on: June 15, 2013, 09:05:55 AM »
  I need to think of more things to post about!    :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6057 on: June 15, 2013, 09:06:44 AM »
  Lately I have had heartburn and many esophageal spasms!  :sick:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6058 on: June 15, 2013, 09:11:02 AM »
Lose weight. Put milk in your coffee.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6059 on: June 15, 2013, 09:14:04 AM »
Quote from: Lit on June 15, 2013, 09:11:02 AM
Lose weight. Put milk in your coffee.

  I drink my coffee black at home, with milk when at work.  :orly:
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