A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: odeon on May 22, 2013, 11:30:24 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on May 22, 2013, 11:29:39 PMQuote from: odeon on May 22, 2013, 11:25:05 PMI just found out what my daughter's visit to the hairdresser cost. Bloody fucking hell.But does it look good and is she happy?The hairdresser was a bit sloppy, apparently, but yes, she is happy.Then, Let it be, let it be, let it be......And make sure you get pictures to embarrass her in front of her children.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 22, 2013, 11:29:39 PMQuote from: odeon on May 22, 2013, 11:25:05 PMI just found out what my daughter's visit to the hairdresser cost. Bloody fucking hell.But does it look good and is she happy?The hairdresser was a bit sloppy, apparently, but yes, she is happy.
Quote from: odeon on May 22, 2013, 11:25:05 PMI just found out what my daughter's visit to the hairdresser cost. Bloody fucking hell.But does it look good and is she happy?
I just found out what my daughter's visit to the hairdresser cost. Bloody fucking hell.
I smashed my left thumb with a pry bar and think I may have broken the tip of the bone at the very least I am loosing the nail
Quote from: Parts on May 23, 2013, 05:32:47 PMI smashed my left thumb with a pry bar and think I may have broken the tip of the bone at the very least I am loosing the nail Ow, that's very similar to the injury I had in September 2010, when I caught my left pinkie in a door!
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
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Quote from: odeon on May 22, 2013, 11:25:05 PMI just found out what my daughter's visit to the hairdresser cost. Bloody fucking hell.Do it the Roman way! Have a female slave fixing your daughter's hair. That costs nothing except some food and water for the slavegirl!
The e-tag I lent to mum didn't beep when she went over the gateway. I got charged an extra 43c video matching fee. Bugger.