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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5895 on: May 19, 2013, 07:06:41 PM »
The proximal inter-phalangeal joint on my Fuck-you finger hurts.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5896 on: May 19, 2013, 07:17:25 PM »
you may borrow mine, if you need it
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5897 on: May 19, 2013, 07:43:51 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 17, 2013, 11:12:14 PM
Headache.

Hayfever?

I've recently discovered i have it, which is a total bitch; headaches, sore throat, itchy genitalia... it's insane!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5898 on: May 19, 2013, 08:00:24 PM »
Quote from: BadgerTom on May 19, 2013, 07:43:51 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 17, 2013, 11:12:14 PM
Headache.

Hayfever?

I've recently discovered i have it, which is a total bitch; headaches, sore throat, itchy genitalia... it's insane!
sycophant??? People pleaser!!! Conformist?!?!?  Dot dot dot...
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5899 on: May 19, 2013, 10:00:59 PM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on May 19, 2013, 07:17:25 PM
you may borrow mine, if you need it

My finger comes to the botttom of your nail. So, I just may borrow it for the very best of fuck-you's.  Thanks
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5900 on: May 19, 2013, 11:07:24 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 19, 2013, 10:00:59 PM
Quote from: skyblue1 on May 19, 2013, 07:17:25 PM
you may borrow mine, if you need it

My finger comes to the botttom of your nail. So, I just may borrow it for the very best of fuck-you's.  Thanks

  You'll want to have that when you are out driving.  Do Southerners give the finger when driving?  :apondering:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5901 on: May 20, 2013, 12:15:27 AM »
  Yet another of my ceramic fillings has chipped, back to the dentist on Thursday!  ::)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5902 on: May 20, 2013, 01:16:56 AM »
I have wondered why my bedroom was so hot. Now I found out that I hadn't shut off the radiators since the winter  :facepalm2:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5903 on: May 20, 2013, 01:30:26 AM »
Quote from: Lit on May 20, 2013, 01:16:56 AM
I have wondered why my bedroom was so hot. Now I found out that I hadn't shut off the radiators since the winter  :facepalm2:

  At least it is a fixable problem.  That's something.  :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5904 on: May 20, 2013, 08:39:46 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 20, 2013, 12:15:27 AM
  Yet another of my ceramic fillings has chipped, back to the dentist on Thursday!  ::)

Have you considered titanium fillings?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5905 on: May 20, 2013, 10:01:43 PM »
Itchy eyes
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5906 on: May 20, 2013, 10:04:11 PM »
Quote from: BadgerTom on May 19, 2013, 07:43:51 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 17, 2013, 11:12:14 PM
Headache.

Hayfever?

I've recently discovered i have it, which is a total bitch; headaches, sore throat, itchy genitalia... it's insane!

Stress, in this case. That, and a prolonged lack of sleep.

Allergies tend to fuck up my eyes and give me asthma instead. :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5907 on: May 20, 2013, 10:04:47 PM »
Quote from: Lit on May 20, 2013, 01:16:56 AM
I have wondered why my bedroom was so hot. Now I found out that I hadn't shut off the radiators since the winter  :facepalm2:

 :hahaha: :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5908 on: May 20, 2013, 10:37:51 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 20, 2013, 08:39:46 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 20, 2013, 12:15:27 AM
  Yet another of my ceramic fillings has chipped, back to the dentist on Thursday!  ::)

Have you considered titanium fillings?

  Do they make those in tooth color?  And how expensive are they?  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5909 on: May 21, 2013, 05:03:52 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 20, 2013, 10:37:51 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 20, 2013, 08:39:46 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 20, 2013, 12:15:27 AM
  Yet another of my ceramic fillings has chipped, back to the dentist on Thursday!  ::)

Have you considered titanium fillings?

  Do they make those in tooth color?  And how expensive are they?  :orly:

Not tooth color but stylish none the less :2thumbsup:
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