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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5880 on: May 14, 2013, 03:24:04 PM »
  I have a tiny red spot on my upper lip that stings when liquid touches it.  But I'm on it with the L-Lysine
   and the cold-sore treatment!  Hopefully it will go away.  Piss off, little red spot!   :boxers:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5881 on: May 14, 2013, 11:34:24 PM »
Long Swedish minutes, during maintenance.

Had to run a test following the backup, which is why it took longer than usual. Sometimes the backup script returns the wrong message when it's done and I get suspicious.

I had just enticed myself going on I2, telling myself it would only be a minute..................

  It's always going to be only a minute.  That's how we get you.  >:D

How about "we'll be back after this commercial break?"
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5882 on: May 15, 2013, 09:56:38 AM »
I would like to run some errands today, but I'm waiting for a call from the doctor about lab work results. 
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5883 on: May 15, 2013, 08:07:17 PM »
My computer fan is loud and very annoying. I need to open it up and clear out the dust, but it's a laptop and I'm not really sure how to do it without breaking something.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5884 on: May 15, 2013, 11:10:03 PM »
What kind of laptop is it? Dells used to be incredibly easy to service because underneath, there were symbols next to each and every screw indicating which ones you had to loosen in order to access the main components.

If you wanted to remove the keyboard and touchpad assemblies, for example, there were keyboard symbols.

The idea is to allow techs to replace mostly anything in a matter of minutes.

A MacBook, on the other hand, is more like Fort Knox. No point in trying unless you have years of experience, and even then it's time-consuming and problematic unless you have the right tools.

My bitch can be found in my conjunctivitis thread. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5885 on: May 16, 2013, 02:02:40 PM »


Jeeh, spend the last half hour trying to figure out why my laptop kept 'saying' AVG isn't protecting it and when I tried to fix that AVG kept telling me the update failed over and over again. Um, finally after some 'rerouting' (and shit) I've managed to get everything properly working again (I think).

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5886 on: May 16, 2013, 05:22:33 PM »
What kind of laptop is it? Dells used to be incredibly easy to service because underneath, there were symbols next to each and every screw indicating which ones you had to loosen in order to access the main components.

If you wanted to remove the keyboard and touchpad assemblies, for example, there were keyboard symbols.

The idea is to allow techs to replace mostly anything in a matter of minutes.

It's a Gateway P7805u.

Maybe I'll try it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5887 on: May 16, 2013, 06:44:48 PM »
What kind of laptop is it? Dells used to be incredibly easy to service because underneath, there were symbols next to each and every screw indicating which ones you had to loosen in order to access the main components.

If you wanted to remove the keyboard and touchpad assemblies, for example, there were keyboard symbols.

The idea is to allow techs to replace mostly anything in a matter of minutes.

It's a Gateway P7805u.

Maybe I'll try it.

That's one of the easier ones.

http://www.insidemylaptop.com/taking-apart-gateway-p-series-laptop/comment-page-2/#comments

Just remove the cover on the bottom, second picture down. Be careful with the compressed air, it can hold a lot of moisture. 

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5888 on: May 16, 2013, 08:46:30 PM »
While cleaning, I came across a pair of scissors and accidentally ran my finger over the blade.  Aggravating shallow cut on my thumb.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5889 on: May 16, 2013, 10:16:05 PM »
  Stupid OCD, there is always a new little nagging detail to worry about.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5890 on: May 16, 2013, 11:11:04 PM »
What kind of laptop is it? Dells used to be incredibly easy to service because underneath, there were symbols next to each and every screw indicating which ones you had to loosen in order to access the main components.

If you wanted to remove the keyboard and touchpad assemblies, for example, there were keyboard symbols.

The idea is to allow techs to replace mostly anything in a matter of minutes.

It's a Gateway P7805u.

Maybe I'll try it.

That's one of the easier ones.

http://www.insidemylaptop.com/taking-apart-gateway-p-series-laptop/comment-page-2/#comments

Just remove the cover on the bottom, second picture down. Be careful with the compressed air, it can hold a lot of moisture.

Never tried opening a Gateway. Didn't know they still existed. :-\

Send it to me and I will try. :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5891 on: May 17, 2013, 02:55:50 AM »
Permanent marker pen doing what it says and being PERMANENT.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5892 on: May 17, 2013, 08:05:50 AM »
Tiny little red ants that crawl up your legs when you're pulling weeds, and bite surprisingly HARD. :zombiefuck:


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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5893 on: May 17, 2013, 11:12:14 PM »
Headache.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5894 on: May 18, 2013, 04:30:56 AM »
I felt pretty good yesterday, but I feel like a bag of anuses this morning.
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