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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5790 on: May 05, 2013, 03:35:30 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 05, 2013, 03:28:13 PM
Quote from: Icequeen on May 05, 2013, 03:17:25 PM
I need to crawl up in the attic. :zombiefuck:

Hate it anymore since the invasion of the stinkbugs 3 years back or so. Everyone's attic is full of the damn things.

  The issue in my parents' attic, back in the late 60s, was silverfish.  :twitch:  My father sprayed  DDT !

My problem is slugs cruising around the kitchen at night.  Fortunately it's only small to medium sized slugs; the mammoth ones can't squeeze through the vents or however it is they get in.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5791 on: May 05, 2013, 03:38:03 PM »
Quote from: Peter on May 05, 2013, 03:35:30 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 05, 2013, 03:28:13 PM
Quote from: Icequeen on May 05, 2013, 03:17:25 PM
I need to crawl up in the attic. :zombiefuck:

Hate it anymore since the invasion of the stinkbugs 3 years back or so. Everyone's attic is full of the damn things.

  The issue in my parents' attic, back in the late 60s, was silverfish.  :twitch:  My father sprayed  DDT !

My problem is slugs cruising around the kitchen at night.  Fortunately it's only small to medium sized slugs; the mammoth ones can't squeeze through the vents or however it is they get in.

  Slugs sliming around the kitchen at night would creep me the fuck out!   :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5792 on: May 05, 2013, 03:46:43 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 05, 2013, 03:38:03 PM
Quote from: Peter on May 05, 2013, 03:35:30 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 05, 2013, 03:28:13 PM
Quote from: Icequeen on May 05, 2013, 03:17:25 PM
I need to crawl up in the attic. :zombiefuck:

Hate it anymore since the invasion of the stinkbugs 3 years back or so. Everyone's attic is full of the damn things.

  The issue in my parents' attic, back in the late 60s, was silverfish.  :twitch:  My father sprayed  DDT !

My problem is slugs cruising around the kitchen at night.  Fortunately it's only small to medium sized slugs; the mammoth ones can't squeeze through the vents or however it is they get in.

  Slugs sliming around the kitchen at night would creep me the fuck out!   :GA:
salt around the area they come in would stop them

sprinkle salt on them directly, will kill them within minutes
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5793 on: May 05, 2013, 04:29:51 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 05, 2013, 12:58:20 PM
Quote from: Parts on May 05, 2013, 09:08:58 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 05, 2013, 09:04:03 AM
Quote from: Parts on May 05, 2013, 09:01:44 AM
The stone moved about some last night didn't hurt much but I hate having shit like this hanging over my head

You sleep upside down?






Hope it passes very very soon.
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I was surprised that Parts has his batty moments too.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5794 on: May 05, 2013, 11:24:28 PM »
Beer also kills slugs.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5795 on: May 06, 2013, 12:51:30 AM »
Quote from: odeon on May 05, 2013, 11:24:28 PM
Beer also kills slugs.

  I'm sure beer kills a lot of things.  It's really foul!  :sick:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5796 on: May 06, 2013, 08:55:09 AM »
Quote from: odeon on May 05, 2013, 11:24:28 PM
Beer also kills slugs.

 :zombiefuck:
Why would someone use a perfectly good beer to kill a slug when you can drink it?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5797 on: May 06, 2013, 08:56:21 AM »
You don't use good beer for that. You use cheap "folk beer" or something.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5798 on: May 06, 2013, 09:02:25 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 06, 2013, 08:55:09 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 05, 2013, 11:24:28 PM
Beer also kills slugs.

 :zombiefuck:
Why would someone use a perfectly good beer to kill a slug when you can drink it?

Not every beer is drinkable, but this way, they come to use.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5799 on: May 06, 2013, 09:04:32 AM »
Quote from: odeon on May 06, 2013, 09:02:25 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 06, 2013, 08:55:09 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 05, 2013, 11:24:28 PM
Beer also kills slugs.

 :zombiefuck:
Why would someone use a perfectly good beer to kill a slug when you can drink it?

Not every beer is drinkable, but this way, they come to use.

 :agreed:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5800 on: May 06, 2013, 10:56:35 AM »
Hungry.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5801 on: May 06, 2013, 11:08:01 AM »
The invasion is due to begin. :GA:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5802 on: May 06, 2013, 03:52:50 PM »
  Neighbor's kid rides that stupid little motorbike up and down the street at all hours, sounds like a lawn mower!  :mad:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5803 on: May 06, 2013, 05:08:55 PM »
I got tons of dust in my eyes today and will again tomorrow
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5804 on: May 06, 2013, 05:12:23 PM »
Stomach ache. That pizza I had for lunch doesn't make it any better  :thumbdn:
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