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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5745 on: May 03, 2013, 08:21:31 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 03, 2013, 07:34:12 PM
Quote from: Parts on May 03, 2013, 04:16:53 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 03, 2013, 09:41:29 AM
Sorry to hear that. Are they going to do anything about it?
Maybe it's big 8mm for now it's wait and see I have to make an appointment with the urologist.  It doesn't hurt all the time but when it does fuck it hurts.  They gave me a bottle of percocets 7.5mg in case it acts up

You have my deepest sympathies. They can be unbelievably painful.

Thanks,  the first time I had them I thought I was dying I couldn't even stand up, I was in the hospital two days and given morphine
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5746 on: May 03, 2013, 08:31:20 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 03, 2013, 07:34:12 PM
Quote from: Parts on May 03, 2013, 04:16:53 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 03, 2013, 09:41:29 AM
Sorry to hear that. Are they going to do anything about it?
Maybe it's big 8mm for now it's wait and see I have to make an appointment with the urologist.  It doesn't hurt all the time but when it does fuck it hurts.  They gave me a bottle of percocets 7.5mg in case it acts up

You have my deepest sympathies. They can be unbelievably painful.

  Sympathy from me too, I hope a permanent solution is on the way.  :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5747 on: May 04, 2013, 01:49:16 AM »
Quote from: Parts on May 03, 2013, 04:16:53 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 03, 2013, 09:41:29 AM
Sorry to hear that. Are they going to do anything about it?
Maybe it's big 8mm for now it's wait and see I have to make an appointment with the urologist.  It doesn't hurt all the time but when it does fuck it hurts.  They gave me a bottle of percocets 7.5mg in case it acts up

Bloody hell, it is a big one. I hope you get rid of it soon, either way.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5748 on: May 04, 2013, 09:17:32 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on May 03, 2013, 10:48:25 AM
Quote from: Parts on May 03, 2013, 09:17:51 AM
I have a kidney stone again :GA:

Ughh...double ouch. Could be worse though, you could be pregnant. :zoinks:

Feel better parts.

The only time pregnancy hurt as much as a kidney stone was when my beloved unborn decided to block my urethra. Pain was similar to kidneystone pain.

Aftereffects of a pregnancy do last longer than the aftereffects of a kidneystone though. 

Hope you get rid of that stone soon Parts. Drinking beer is said to be helpful.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5749 on: May 04, 2013, 10:19:12 AM »
Drinking beer is always helpful. :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5750 on: May 04, 2013, 11:12:31 AM »
Quote from: odeon on May 04, 2013, 10:19:12 AM
Drinking beer is always helpful. :orly:

Yes, yes it is.  :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5751 on: May 04, 2013, 11:29:31 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on May 04, 2013, 11:12:31 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 04, 2013, 10:19:12 AM
Drinking beer is always helpful. :orly:

Yes, yes it is.  :thumbup:

  Yes, because the taste is so awful that it takes your mind off the pain!  :sick:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5752 on: May 04, 2013, 12:41:26 PM »
*pours the weeble some :wine: instead*

My bitch of the day:
Big dogs, big jumping, nipping, hyper-active, psychotic dogs.

Why do they freak me out so? Inlaws and their psycho 100+ lb dogs. Next time I have to go up there I am wearing full body armor...if there IS a next time.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5753 on: May 04, 2013, 12:44:15 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on May 04, 2013, 12:41:26 PM
*pours the weeble some :wine: instead*

My bitch of the day:
Big dogs, big jumping, nipping, hyper-active, psychotic dogs.

Why do they freak me out so? Inlaws and their psycho 100+ lb dogs. Next time I have to go up there I am wearing full body armor...if there IS a next time.

  Awww thank you!  :green:



   My brother has the same problem with jumpy dogs, especially since some owners think it's funny and dismiss his nervousness
   by saying  "Oh, she's just being friendly!"  :autism:   He'd never hurt an animal, but he doesn't care for the jumping.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5754 on: May 04, 2013, 12:59:58 PM »
Backdoor neighbour hiding in his shed listening to "geheime zenders". He put the base up a notch. Will make no difference asking him to turn it down, apart from maybe a broken nose for me.  :P
Guess this is his reaction on the jittery dog noises there were from my other neighbour, and the endless barking of the spaniel he hasn't got under control.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5755 on: May 04, 2013, 03:27:52 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 04, 2013, 11:29:31 AM
Quote from: Icequeen on May 04, 2013, 11:12:31 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 04, 2013, 10:19:12 AM
Drinking beer is always helpful. :orly:

Yes, yes it is.  :thumbup:

  Yes, because the taste is so wonderful that it takes your mind off the pain!  :beergrin:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5756 on: May 04, 2013, 03:31:58 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 04, 2013, 03:27:52 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 04, 2013, 11:29:31 AM
Quote from: Icequeen on May 04, 2013, 11:12:31 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 04, 2013, 10:19:12 AM
Drinking beer is always helpful. :orly:

Yes, yes it is.  :thumbup:

  Yes, because the taste is so wonderful that it takes your mind off the pain!  :beergrin:

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It's more than just the taste though.
cheers!
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5757 on: May 04, 2013, 03:44:44 PM »
Baby showers consisting of scores of teenage girls. As soon as I hit the door I knew it was a mistake but it was too late...spent an hour thinking up an exit plan.

I need a drink...maybe two.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5758 on: May 04, 2013, 03:51:05 PM »
 :wine: :wine:

At least two.

You have been very  :viking:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5759 on: May 04, 2013, 04:04:29 PM »
ring ring

I answer the phone. Lady asks me if i need the police.  Eh? me confused.  She goes on a little boy
just rang 999 from my number asking for the police because an extension lead had gone missing.

I call the boy over and ask him  he says "no, it wasn't me that spoke to the lady"  Immediately she says
yes, it's the same voice.   I apologised several times and in all fairness she was really nice about it.

So, now i have had to pull the phone plug and hide it on top of my wardrobe!
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