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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4935 on: December 11, 2012, 02:17:32 AM »
Ren, do you ever find, that people use you as a means of vengeance and/or pranking?

That is...ring up, order 20 odd pizzas with everything on them,  and a whole boatload of other foodz, and then send it round to somebody, in order to push them into paying for the pizzas?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4936 on: December 11, 2012, 02:24:38 AM »
That never happened to me. Which I am thankful for. It would be like being the bearer of bad news.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4937 on: December 11, 2012, 07:35:42 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on December 11, 2012, 02:05:17 AM
Quote from: Parts on December 10, 2012, 08:34:26 PM
I had someone send me to an fake  address for an estimate
Ergh. Similar happened to me when I got sent to a fake address to deliver pizza. I wondered what to do, then heard a party going on down the street, went there and offered the pizza to them. They weren't expecting it but they paid for it.

That's awesome. Surprise pizza!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4938 on: December 11, 2012, 08:17:03 AM »
  If renaeden came to my house with  :pizza:  that I hadn't ordered, I would
   absolutely pay for it and enjoy it.  It's a shame to waste good food!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4939 on: December 11, 2012, 08:48:16 AM »
Disappointed with Dawn of War 2.  Good thing I didn't pay for it.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4940 on: December 11, 2012, 09:46:44 AM »
It would depend entirely on what was on the pizza.

Sue me, I'm a spazz. Its thus my divine right to be a picky eater.

Myself, I always order one of three things. Black olive and extra, extra, extra, extra  cheese, pepperoni and the same with cheese, or olive and pepperoni with a shitload of cheese. Now and then I'll experiment though, occasionally I have anchovies and pepperoni, or anchovy pepperoni and olive.

Anything with vegetables on it that can't be picked off without leaving any trace of taste or texture behind I couldn't eat.



I have a bitch from a while ago since pizza came up. Pizza hut in the UK. Tried to fob me off with ONE olive per slice. No. Not an olive. One PIECE of olive. And I'd asked for extra at that. Cheap fucking jewish turds.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4941 on: December 11, 2012, 05:47:00 PM »
In high school, my brother's ex girlfriend told me this story about one of her classmates pranking a teacher by ordering a bunch of pizzes under his name. The pizza guy showed up ay his home with all these pizzas. The kid was mad at him about something so she got back at him. I think it was 20 pizzas she ordered if I remember correctly and it was over her getting detention by the teacher for a rule she broke. So people can get back at other people by using you for it so they give you the fake address.


Speaking of fake addresses, kids have left me fake phone numbers on my locker when I was giving away our puppies our dog had. They were mixed and my parents wanted to give them away. So I advertised it in school and left the map on my locker about it. A few kids would write down a phone number and I would call it and it wasn't even the person who left the number, it was some random stranger. Instead of getting pissy about it, I ignored it and quit calling numbers left on my flier I made. I don't know if it was bullying or a harmless joke but I didn't care. I just ignored it and didn't get upset about it. Don't get upset, kids would see I don't give a darn and I said I was done calling numbers and they still left them and I didn't call any this time. They did stop leaving them but not right away.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4942 on: December 12, 2012, 12:07:26 AM »
My left eye feels stingy and there was a lot of goo in there when I woke up. Still not receiving sharp images.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4943 on: December 12, 2012, 02:16:30 PM »
Bugger. Like yesterday evening my internet connection is quite quite shitty this evening too. Cannot say I'm that satisfied with my new provider.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4944 on: December 12, 2012, 06:45:19 PM »
I left my phone at the house I was working on today.  I hope I don't have that many voice mails when I get it tomorrow, I know I have two right now
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4945 on: December 12, 2012, 07:39:28 PM »
Two bitches for the price of one.

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Right now I'm pissed off at the PR.  The thermostat is set at 72F, (about 22.5C) and she's cold and wants it warmer.  Sheesh woman!  That's not going to happen.  Put on a warm robe, some slippers. 
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4946 on: December 13, 2012, 06:29:37 PM »
The furnace just broke, I think it's the blower  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4947 on: December 14, 2012, 01:07:54 AM »
  It's 2:08 a.m. and I'm awake when I should be sleeping.  :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4948 on: December 14, 2012, 03:44:12 AM »
I washed my hair with the clarifying pre-shampoo an hour ago and it's already completely dry. I'll have to wet it again.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4949 on: December 14, 2012, 03:47:28 AM »
Quote from: Mia Wallace on December 14, 2012, 03:44:12 AM
I washed my hair with the clarifying pre-shampoo an hour ago and it's already completely dry. I'll have to wet it again.

I'd probably understand what that was if I were gay or had a vagina.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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