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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4905 on: December 09, 2012, 02:57:26 AM »
I don't think my muscle twitches would go well with performing surgery.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4906 on: December 09, 2012, 03:06:03 AM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on December 08, 2012, 06:53:07 PM
Quote from: Calavera on December 08, 2012, 08:01:40 AM
What are you? A doctor all of a sudden? :autism:
Don't make her tend to your medical needs.  :probe: :hahaha:

I'm sorry, but even if she fucks it up, it would be a huge honor to die under her hands. :autism:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4907 on: December 09, 2012, 03:11:03 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4908 on: December 09, 2012, 06:45:32 AM »
Quote from: Calavera on December 09, 2012, 03:06:03 AM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on December 08, 2012, 06:53:07 PM
Quote from: Calavera on December 08, 2012, 08:01:40 AM
What are you? A doctor all of a sudden? :autism:
Don't make her tend to your medical needs.  :probe: :hahaha:

I'm sorry, but even if she fucks it up, it would be a huge honor to die under her hands. :autism:

  All I can do is my very best!   :nurse:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4909 on: December 09, 2012, 09:52:00 AM »
I am totally convinced Hanes only has white or multicolored packs of underwear because they want those of us who just want black underwear to buy a dozen multipacks.   >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4910 on: December 09, 2012, 10:58:22 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on December 09, 2012, 09:52:00 AM
I am totally convinced Hanes only has white or multicolored packs of underwear because they want those of us who just want black underwear to buy a dozen multipacks.   >:(
its the same with the guys

I had to buy 7 packs, to get 7 dark blue ones
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4911 on: December 09, 2012, 12:52:01 PM »
My lower back pain is now a daily thing and it's interfering with everything. I've tried doing more back stretches, exercising more, heating pads, soaking in the tub with epsom salts and it seems to be getting worse not better.  :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4912 on: December 09, 2012, 01:23:24 PM »
Quote from: MissKitty on December 09, 2012, 12:52:01 PM
My lower back pain is now a daily thing and it's interfering with everything. I've tried doing more back stretches, exercising more, heating pads, soaking in the tub with epsom salts and it seems to be getting worse not better.  :GA:

Time for a doctor's visit?  You'll need your back when the pup arrives and grows.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4913 on: December 09, 2012, 04:06:39 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 09, 2012, 01:23:24 PM
Quote from: MissKitty on December 09, 2012, 12:52:01 PM
My lower back pain is now a daily thing and it's interfering with everything. I've tried doing more back stretches, exercising more, heating pads, soaking in the tub with epsom salts and it seems to be getting worse not better.  :GA:

Time for a doctor's visit?  You'll need your back when the pup arrives and grows.
I called my chiro friend who prescribed 2 weeks of rest first with daily anti-inflammatorys, daily baths with epsom salts, the heating pad, and then after that try the stretches. I think my issue is that I don't give it a chance to rest. Even today which was supposed to be day 1 of rest I was lugging heavy stuff up and down the stairs. :P It's hard to rest when I'm the only adult here and if I don't do it, it doesn't get done. I'm bad about resting and I know that.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4914 on: December 09, 2012, 04:44:11 PM »
Quote from: Mia Wallace on December 08, 2012, 06:22:02 PM
There's still only one flea in the trap :-\

What kind of bait are you using?  :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4915 on: December 09, 2012, 05:05:41 PM »
My dog has a case of stinkycunt at the moment.
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14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4916 on: December 09, 2012, 05:06:46 PM »
Wasted the whole afternoon instead of going to work out and doing some Christmas baking. Sometimes I hate my brain.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4917 on: December 09, 2012, 05:54:01 PM »


Quote from: MissKitty on December 09, 2012, 12:52:01 PM
My lower back pain is now a daily thing and it's interfering with everything. I've tried doing more back stretches, exercising more, heating pads, soaking in the tub with epsom salts and it seems to be getting worse not better.  :GA:


Exercises for the lower abnominals can help with lower back pain:


http://www.webmd.com/back-pain/lower-back-pain-10/slideshow-exercises


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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4918 on: December 09, 2012, 06:07:52 PM »
 :plus: Some I already do but some are new to me. I'll have to try it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4919 on: December 09, 2012, 10:09:11 PM »
  I'm so sleepy and it's only 11:08 p.m., not a good sign.  :thumbdn:
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