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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4575 on: November 12, 2012, 05:23:08 PM »
The last murder in this parish was in 1750 or so. In town there is about one murder a year, though. In Göteborg it's almost one murder a week.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4576 on: November 12, 2012, 05:56:30 PM »
I know what you mean MK, about having one's property rummaged through, its a violation of your personal territory. Even if it isn't done by somebody hostile, such as a thief or pig etc. it still feels plain WRONG all over. I felt that way after paramedics came to the house, after I had a seizure, and had taken things and moved them about.

I'm not one of those classical auties that ever enjoyed lining things up as a stim (worse luck), so I'm not especially particular about where things are in my room just as long as its me, or a friend who put them there. I don't appreciate people fucking around with my stuff.

The lab is different in that respect. I'd be pissed if anybody else went in there without being invited. Friends could get hurt if they were to piss around with all kinds of things in there, or if I was raided by the bacon etc. They are absolutely guaranteed to do something fucking stupid. Hopefully hurt, or better yet, cripple themselves, but it would be such a waste of for instance, conc. sulfuric acid just to have some filthy swine spill it down themselves...immensely satisfying yes, but then I'd have to buy more :autism:


What does 'YTD' stand for miss K?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4577 on: November 12, 2012, 06:02:41 PM »
We recently had an interesting auto theft story.  Not sure of the details, but the van and a treasured dog were taken.  The dog's owner put out a total reward of $4,000.  Eventually the van was recoverd, but the dog wasn't.  Just yesterday the dog was returned to the owner.  The police are pretty confident of finding the thieves since they took their picture using her cell phone which was found in the car.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4578 on: November 12, 2012, 06:08:16 PM »
Quote from: Lestat on November 12, 2012, 05:56:30 PM
I know what you mean MK, about having one's property rummaged through, its a violation of your personal territory. Even if it isn't done by somebody hostile, such as a thief or pig etc. it still feels plain WRONG all over. I felt that way after paramedics came to the house, after I had a seizure, and had taken things and moved them about.

I'm not one of those classical auties that ever enjoyed lining things up as a stim (worse luck), so I'm not especially particular about where things are in my room just as long as its me, or a friend who put them there. I don't appreciate people fucking around with my stuff.

The lab is different in that respect. I'd be pissed if anybody else went in there without being invited. Friends could get hurt if they were to piss around with all kinds of things in there, or if I was raided by the bacon etc. They are absolutely guaranteed to do something fucking stupid. Hopefully hurt, or better yet, cripple themselves, but it would be such a waste of for instance, conc. sulfuric acid just to have some filthy swine spill it down themselves...immensely satisfying yes, but then I'd have to buy more :autism:


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YTD = Year to Date

So that's how many murders there have been in a year in a city of nearly 3 million. That's pretty good.

Yeah I'm picky about my privacy. But I don't even have people in my house unless I know them well so its a moot point.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4579 on: November 12, 2012, 06:09:48 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 12, 2012, 06:02:41 PM
We recently had an interesting auto theft story.  Not sure of the details, but the van and a treasured dog were taken.  The dog's owner put out a total reward of $4,000.  Eventually the van was recoverd, but the dog wasn't.  Just yesterday the dog was returned to the owner.  The police are pretty confident of finding the thieves since they took their picture using her cell phone which was found in the car.

All dogs should be treasured.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4580 on: November 12, 2012, 06:12:22 PM »
Quote from: Peter on November 12, 2012, 06:09:48 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 12, 2012, 06:02:41 PM
We recently had an interesting auto theft story.  Not sure of the details, but the van and a treasured dog were taken.  The dog's owner put out a total reward of $4,000.  Eventually the van was recoverd, but the dog wasn't.  Just yesterday the dog was returned to the owner.  The police are pretty confident of finding the thieves since they took their picture using her cell phone which was found in the car.

All dogs should be treasured.
:agreed:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4581 on: November 12, 2012, 06:30:08 PM »
Good....unless your one of the people that got capped of course :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4582 on: November 12, 2012, 06:33:48 PM »
Quote from: Lestat on November 12, 2012, 06:30:08 PM
Good....unless your one of the people that got capped of course :P
Yeah that would be the flipside  :lol1:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4583 on: November 12, 2012, 06:52:46 PM »
Quote from: Lit on November 12, 2012, 05:23:08 PM
The last murder in this parish was in 1750 or so. In town there is about one murder a year, though. In Göteborg it's almost one murder a week.

I wonder when they last killed someone here.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4584 on: November 12, 2012, 07:12:07 PM »
Quote from: Lit on November 12, 2012, 08:43:04 AM
I made a rocket, but it blew up by launching  :thumbdn:

  Awww Lit, cheer up, you blew up a rocket!   BOOM !   :arrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4585 on: November 12, 2012, 07:17:53 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 12, 2012, 06:02:41 PM
We recently had an interesting auto theft story.  Not sure of the details, but the van and a treasured dog were taken.  The dog's owner put out a total reward of $4,000.  Eventually the van was recoverd, but the dog wasn't.  Just yesterday the dog was returned to the owner.  The police are pretty confident of finding the thieves since they took their picture using her cell phone which was found in the car.

  Thank god the dog was returned, hopefully in good health.  :heart:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4586 on: November 12, 2012, 07:19:00 PM »
Quote from: Peter on November 12, 2012, 06:09:48 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 12, 2012, 06:02:41 PM
We recently had an interesting auto theft story.  Not sure of the details, but the van and a treasured dog were taken.  The dog's owner put out a total reward of $4,000.  Eventually the van was recoverd, but the dog wasn't.  Just yesterday the dog was returned to the owner.  The police are pretty confident of finding the thieves since they took their picture using her cell phone which was found in the car.

All dogs should be treasured.

      :agreed:    I am so relieved to read that this dog is back home!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4587 on: November 12, 2012, 07:36:44 PM »
  There have been two shootings on my street in about the last 6 years.*


HARDCORE!    :fuckyeahdance:



    *  Nobody was hurt either time, but I  *did*  narrowly miss witnessing the second one!  8)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4588 on: November 12, 2012, 09:08:04 PM »
I'm letting my hair grow.  It will be at that awkward stage for the next 10 years.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4589 on: November 12, 2012, 09:10:28 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 12, 2012, 07:36:44 PM
  There have been two shootings on my street in about the last 6 years.*


HARDCORE!    :fuckyeahdance:



    *  Nobody was hurt either time, but I  *did*  narrowly miss witnessing the second one!  8)

So, now that you've had lessons from PPK you'll shoot straighter next time? 
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