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TheoK

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4410 on: October 22, 2012, 08:53:30 AM »
That son of a bitch hasn't sent the cigars yet, although I paid on Friday and have been his customer since 2006  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4411 on: October 22, 2012, 09:58:56 AM »
Quote from: Lestat on October 20, 2012, 08:52:40 PM
but I want you to know you are both in my thoughts

Well, until you nod off next and forget ......
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4412 on: October 22, 2012, 12:26:04 PM »
Oh play another record, chump. If you have any that is.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4413 on: October 22, 2012, 12:56:05 PM »
Quote from: Lestat on October 22, 2012, 12:26:04 PM
Oh play another record, chump. If you have any that is.

Chump  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4414 on: October 22, 2012, 07:29:00 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 21, 2012, 09:18:49 AM
Quote from: DirtDawg on October 20, 2012, 09:59:03 PM
My daughter's first Show Choir concert Was fun. Hey, they are not that bad at all!!

I was one of many who brought a camcorder or a "phone" of sorts to hold up and record the event.

However, I seemed to be the only one who actually brought a tripod for my HD camcorder, laptop, and a hi-res stereo recording device to the event.

 :dunno:

I was the PsychoDad!

You probably will get requests for copies.

Hilarious!  :green:


Honestly, though, I have NEVER taken "requests."


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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4415 on: October 22, 2012, 07:37:41 PM »
Quote from: odeon on October 21, 2012, 03:19:13 AM
Quote from: DirtDawg on October 20, 2012, 09:59:03 PM
My daughter's first Show Choir concert Was fun. Hey, they are not that bad at all!!

I was one of many who brought a camcorder or a "phone" of sorts to hold up and record the event.

However, I seemed to be the only one who actually brought a tripod for my HD camcorder, laptop, and a hi-res stereo recording device to the event.

 :dunno:

I was the PsychoDad!

Production values are important. :laugh:

 :2thumbsup:

After I piddled with sync'ing and cropping my vid is awesome and I am very proud of my daughter.

I plan to buy her a "semi-professional" seventy seven key electronic piano for her birthday, since she is using a  twenty nine key toy I bought her when she was three and actually teaching herself to play.
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4416 on: October 23, 2012, 05:38:20 AM »
Quote from: MissKitty on October 21, 2012, 06:06:10 PM
It was a very eye opening experience. She was chatty again although couldn't keep her eyes open. Everyone seems to skirt around the topic of death, but she and I always had a very open and honest relationship. At one point she had been sleeping and then all of a sudden she whispered "A penny for your thoughts." So I said "I feel like this is our last goodbye" and she said "that's because it is honey." And so it went....we talked about death, about how all of "her girls" are in town (I come from a long line of strong women, thanks to her) and we're all here to support each other so that she can let go. She smiled. Never opened her eyes. Then we had an hour long heart to heart as she faded in and out. leaving was hard knowing I won't see her again. I don't remember the last time I cried that hard but there was absolutely nothing more I could have wished for. She knows I'm the mother and women I am today in large part to her. My thanking her was the only thing that made her cry. As far as goodbyes go, that was pretty beautiful. :heart: So now I wait.
One of the nicest and saddest things I have read. I am glad you could talk with her the way you wanted to.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4417 on: October 23, 2012, 10:29:27 AM »
He still hasn't sent the cigars - that son of a bitch :boxers:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4418 on: October 23, 2012, 05:57:53 PM »
Why me. Lets start out with this, from now on I'm just chasing pussy. I'm tired of dealing with fucktard lying pieces of shit, who wanna play with my fucking beautiful cock. My standards will be low, I'll fuck a whale but I find that bigger gals have so much more fucking personality.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4419 on: October 23, 2012, 06:13:35 PM »
Quote from: richard on October 23, 2012, 05:57:53 PM
Why me. Lets start out with this, from now on I'm just chasing pussy. I'm tired of dealing with fucktard lying pieces of shit, who wanna play with my fucking beautiful cock. My standards will be low, I'll fuck a whale but I find that bigger gals have so much more fucking personality.

I'm monogamous, thank heavens.  And PA knows karate and has several guns.  And I also live very, very far away.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4420 on: October 23, 2012, 06:48:15 PM »
  Stupid pants have belt loops but no pockets!  Do I  look  :cbc: as if I need a belt?!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4421 on: October 24, 2012, 11:30:29 AM »
Quote from: richard on October 23, 2012, 05:57:53 PM
Why me.
Cuz yer ugly as fuck

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Lets start out with this, from now on I'm just chasing pussy.

Have you thought this through?  That might make your usual pickups more difficult as the homeless population is heavily skewed male

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My standards will be low

That probably helps, but more importantly you need the other person's standards to be low.  As I said before, straying outside the homeless junkie population might seriously cramp your close rate.  Perhaps nursing homes for the partially blind?  Or outpatient syphilis clinics?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4422 on: October 25, 2012, 07:32:42 AM »
StuBru has been playing shitty music for a couple a days now. THIS. MUST. STOP.

or I'll..  :rollingpin:





Well, think I'll just change to another radio channel (then).
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4423 on: October 25, 2012, 02:35:36 PM »
The electricity went out for three hours just because it as a bit windy  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4424 on: October 25, 2012, 02:38:45 PM »
Quote from: Lit on October 25, 2012, 02:35:36 PM
The electricity went out for three hours just because it as a bit windy  :thumbdn:

I bet some trees have branches that have grown too close to the power lines.
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