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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4335 on: October 11, 2012, 01:59:24 PM »
Quote from: Lit on October 11, 2012, 01:31:01 PM
Why do most women dislike beards? Until the 17th Century all Swedish men had beards  :-\

Until the invention of adequately sharp tools, didn't all men have beards?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4336 on: October 11, 2012, 02:04:31 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4337 on: October 11, 2012, 03:46:18 PM »
Quote from: Lit on October 11, 2012, 01:31:01 PM
Why do most women dislike beards? Until the 17th Century all Swedish men had beards  :-\

I like beards.  Just not really long ones - or big bushy bombadier ones.  I also like men with a few days stubble.  Actually, i quite like hairy men.  Actually, i quite like men. :o

I dislike body hair on women.  I have been almost obsessive about having smooth legs since i was a teenager.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4338 on: October 11, 2012, 03:49:40 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4339 on: October 11, 2012, 03:52:07 PM »
Quote from: One L on October 11, 2012, 01:59:24 PM
Quote from: Lit on October 11, 2012, 01:31:01 PM
Why do most women dislike beards? Until the 17th Century all Swedish men had beards  :-\

Until the invention of adequately sharp tools, didn't all men have beards?

Ah, the caveman era, when women were carried indoors over the shoulders of said bearded men.   :eyebrows:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4340 on: October 11, 2012, 03:56:33 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4341 on: October 11, 2012, 03:57:51 PM »
The era when men still had the muscles to do that. And, while carrying the lady, they held the door for both of them too. Win win situation. 
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4342 on: October 11, 2012, 04:01:39 PM »
Yes, when men were real men,  and women were ....grateful.

I would have been quite happy to stay at home dusting the cave while alpha male went hunting.   >:D
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4343 on: October 11, 2012, 04:03:59 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on October 11, 2012, 04:01:39 PM
Yes, when men were real men,  and women were ....grateful.

I would have been quite happy to stay at home dusting the cave while alpha male went hunting.   >:D

Bending over that one central rock in the middle of the cave, grinding the seeds you had harvested. What a sight for him to behold, returning from his ventures, with a deer, or another female, over his shoulder.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4344 on: October 11, 2012, 04:22:51 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 11, 2012, 04:03:59 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on October 11, 2012, 04:01:39 PM
Yes, when men were real men,  and women were ....grateful.

I would have been quite happy to stay at home dusting the cave while alpha male went hunting.   >:D

Bending over that one central rock in the middle of the cave, grinding the seeds you had harvested. What a sight for him to behold, returning from his ventures, with a deer, or another female, over his shoulder.

I am sure he would try to bring as many females as possible -  without the use of language he could enjoy his evening without any nagging! and maybe even a cat fight  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4345 on: October 11, 2012, 05:55:26 PM »
Quote from: Lit on October 11, 2012, 01:31:01 PM
Why do most women dislike beards? Until the 17th Century all Swedish men had beards  :-\

I like beards.  My husband has had a beard for most of the time I have known him.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4346 on: October 11, 2012, 06:52:34 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on October 11, 2012, 05:55:26 PM
Quote from: Lit on October 11, 2012, 01:31:01 PM
Why do most women dislike beards? Until the 17th Century all Swedish men had beards  :-\

I like beards.  My husband has had a beard for most of the time I have known him.

I like soft beards.  PA occasionally grows one.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4347 on: October 12, 2012, 11:30:41 AM »
  I like clean-shaven men but it doesn't matter 'cause I'm celibate.  :M
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4348 on: October 12, 2012, 11:51:23 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4349 on: October 12, 2012, 11:52:59 AM »
  I have a tiny cold-sore-like spot on my upper lip.  :thumbdn:
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