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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4320 on: October 11, 2012, 09:19:17 AM »
Scheiße, I twisted (or sutin'/pulled?) a muscle in my right thigh whilst trimming the laurel hedge yesterday.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4321 on: October 11, 2012, 09:33:52 AM »
Quote from: MissKitty on October 09, 2012, 07:28:40 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 07, 2012, 05:38:17 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 07, 2012, 01:16:11 PM
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Quote from: couldbecousin on October 07, 2012, 01:09:59 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 07, 2012, 01:07:13 PM
You can drink and do laundry at the same time. :beer:

  Not a good idea, there are  STAIRS  involved!  :zombiefuck:

But you could spin in a downward spiral, and truly empathise with Bodie's dryer.

A proper sendoff for everyone.  :2thumbsup:

  I will not roll down a flight of stairs for your amusement.   :M :P

 :lol1:

My bitch: A hardcore raw vegan friend of mine keeps saying crap like "I hope all the death eaters enjoyed their turkey dinners given that you're celebrating the slaughter of the natives." I wish she'd shush. She's a killjoy at Christmas too because she's pagan. :P

  I'm totally going over there with beef and a Bible.   :pope:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4322 on: October 11, 2012, 09:40:02 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 11, 2012, 09:33:52 AM
Quote from: MissKitty on October 09, 2012, 07:28:40 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 07, 2012, 05:38:17 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 07, 2012, 01:16:11 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 07, 2012, 01:11:45 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 07, 2012, 01:09:59 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 07, 2012, 01:07:13 PM
You can drink and do laundry at the same time. :beer:

  Not a good idea, there are  STAIRS  involved!  :zombiefuck:

But you could spin in a downward spiral, and truly empathise with Bodie's dryer.

A proper sendoff for everyone.  :2thumbsup:

  I will not roll down a flight of stairs for your amusement.   :M :P

 :lol1:

My bitch: A hardcore raw vegan friend of mine keeps saying crap like "I hope all the death eaters enjoyed their turkey dinners given that you're celebrating the slaughter of the natives." I wish she'd shush. She's a killjoy at Christmas too because she's pagan. :P

  I'm totally going over there with beef and a Bible.   :pope:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4323 on: October 11, 2012, 09:42:06 AM »
  ^  See that, beef is in the Bible, it's what we are supposed to eat.  :M :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4324 on: October 11, 2012, 09:44:43 AM »
  My bitch for the day is that I am still, at age 46, a bit of a crybaby.  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4325 on: October 11, 2012, 09:45:23 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 11, 2012, 09:42:06 AM
  ^  See that, beef is in the Bible, it's what we are supposed to eat.  :M :P

Didn't god smite them over that cow?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4326 on: October 11, 2012, 09:49:04 AM »
Quote from: One L on October 11, 2012, 09:45:23 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 11, 2012, 09:42:06 AM
  ^  See that, beef is in the Bible, it's what we are supposed to eat.  :M :P

Didn't god smite them over that cow?

  Sshhh!  We don't want to upset Hyke!   :hyke:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4327 on: October 11, 2012, 11:59:50 AM »
After 2 talks with the PR today, well, let's just say she doesn't want to grow up.  Doesn't want to be mature.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4328 on: October 11, 2012, 12:17:34 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 11, 2012, 11:59:50 AM
After 2 talks with the PR today, well, let's just say she doesn't want to grow up.  Doesn't want to be mature.

  Neither do I, and I'm way older than she is.  :-[
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4329 on: October 11, 2012, 12:19:27 PM »
The Vikings never went mature. They just raped, plundered and drank!  :viking:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4330 on: October 11, 2012, 12:20:55 PM »
Quote from: Lit on October 11, 2012, 12:19:27 PM
The Vikings never went mature. They just raped, plundered and drank!  :viking:

  And blew shit up in the woods!  :viking:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4331 on: October 11, 2012, 12:21:30 PM »
Well, probably not. Gunpowder didn't exist in Europe back then  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4332 on: October 11, 2012, 01:23:59 PM »
Quote from: One L on October 11, 2012, 09:45:23 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 11, 2012, 09:42:06 AM
  ^  See that, beef is in the Bible, it's what we are supposed to eat.  :M :P

Didn't god smite them over that cow?
He doesn't like Hindus with their numerous friends in the sky. One shall be the number but 3 heads is okay. I wonder if Yahweh ever met Cerebrus?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4333 on: October 11, 2012, 01:31:01 PM »
Why do most women dislike beards? Until the 17th Century all Swedish men had beards  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4334 on: October 11, 2012, 01:49:39 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on October 11, 2012, 12:04:50 AM
My bitch is Bo-Jo


and the growing amount of people who want Boris Johnson as Prime Minister. :zombiefuck:

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