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Offline MissKitty

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4305 on: October 09, 2012, 09:28:01 AM »
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You can drink and do laundry at the same time. :beer:

  Not a good idea, there are  STAIRS  involved!  :zombiefuck:

But you could spin in a downward spiral, and truly empathise with Bodie's dryer.

A proper sendoff for everyone.  :2thumbsup:

  I will not roll down a flight of stairs for your amusement.   :M :P

 :lol1:

My bitch: A hardcore raw vegan friend of mine keeps saying crap like "I hope all the death eaters enjoyed their turkey dinners given that you're celebrating the slaughter of the natives." I wish she'd shush. She's a killjoy at Christmas too because she's pagan. :P

So, you're not inviting her?  :orly:
Sadly I did not  :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4306 on: October 09, 2012, 01:13:14 PM »
"Let's not stop with slaughtering the natives. YOU are next!"

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4307 on: October 09, 2012, 01:26:27 PM »
People think i am more 'together' than i actually am :grrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4308 on: October 09, 2012, 02:17:29 PM »
I'm hungry. I should have something to eat.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4309 on: October 09, 2012, 03:45:21 PM »
Car fire on the highway today. In 45 mins I went a whole whopping 3 kms. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4310 on: October 09, 2012, 04:03:16 PM »
Quote from: MissKitty on October 09, 2012, 03:45:21 PM
Car fire on the highway today. In 45 mins I went a whole whopping 3 kms. :P
But someone else had a worse day than you.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4311 on: October 09, 2012, 04:10:26 PM »
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Car fire on the highway today. In 45 mins I went a whole whopping 3 kms. :P
But someone else had a worse day than you.
Turns out it was a stolen vehicle. If it were crash related I wouldn't be bitching. I was just frustrated because I had a melting aspie in the backseat. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4312 on: October 09, 2012, 11:06:49 PM »
A melting aspie in the back seat is a legitimate bitch. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4313 on: October 10, 2012, 08:53:43 AM »
Quote from: MissKitty on October 09, 2012, 04:10:26 PM
I had a melting aspie in the backseat. :P

A car fire can do that
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4314 on: October 10, 2012, 07:14:11 PM »
The van needs new ball joints 
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4315 on: October 10, 2012, 11:26:35 PM »
I have a headache.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4316 on: October 11, 2012, 12:04:50 AM »
My bitch is Bo-Jo


and the growing amount of people who want Boris Johnson as Prime Minister. :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4317 on: October 11, 2012, 12:16:02 AM »
I used my mum's treadmill yesterday and because I was barefoot, I got blisters. So I can't use the treadmill again today, walking hurts.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4318 on: October 11, 2012, 07:25:45 AM »
My younger sister is homeless. Who could have guessed that dedicating 20+ years to not having a job could have such consequences. Because I am a stupid motherfucker I am going to send her $200. I have a feeling that if I sent her $2000. instead that she would figure. that not having a job is still a good career path. I did ask her "have you considered actually getting a fucking job?" and for a change she said yes. Before it was always can't sit or stand to do a job. This same sister used to view any mention of illness as a challenge to one up whoever dared mention a bad cold or flu to her. I used to wonder how she would one up and AIDS patients or person with pancreatic cancer if she met one.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #4319 on: October 11, 2012, 07:42:11 AM »
^Has she tried one-upping you on your autism?

Anyway, that sucks that she is homeless. My sister hasn't worked for ages either but she has a boyfriend to look after her.

My quick bitch - internet connection was really bad tonight. I had an email that I wanted to send to my supervisor all ready and waiting. For half an hour. Just sent it now.
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