A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: MissKitty on October 09, 2012, 07:28:40 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 07, 2012, 05:38:17 PMQuote from: odeon on October 07, 2012, 01:16:11 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on October 07, 2012, 01:11:45 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 07, 2012, 01:09:59 PMQuote from: odeon on October 07, 2012, 01:07:13 PMYou can drink and do laundry at the same time. Not a good idea, there are STAIRS involved! But you could spin in a downward spiral, and truly empathise with Bodie's dryer.A proper sendoff for everyone. I will not roll down a flight of stairs for your amusement. My bitch: A hardcore raw vegan friend of mine keeps saying crap like "I hope all the death eaters enjoyed their turkey dinners given that you're celebrating the slaughter of the natives." I wish she'd shush. She's a killjoy at Christmas too because she's pagan. So, you're not inviting her?
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 07, 2012, 05:38:17 PMQuote from: odeon on October 07, 2012, 01:16:11 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on October 07, 2012, 01:11:45 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 07, 2012, 01:09:59 PMQuote from: odeon on October 07, 2012, 01:07:13 PMYou can drink and do laundry at the same time. Not a good idea, there are STAIRS involved! But you could spin in a downward spiral, and truly empathise with Bodie's dryer.A proper sendoff for everyone. I will not roll down a flight of stairs for your amusement. My bitch: A hardcore raw vegan friend of mine keeps saying crap like "I hope all the death eaters enjoyed their turkey dinners given that you're celebrating the slaughter of the natives." I wish she'd shush. She's a killjoy at Christmas too because she's pagan.
Quote from: odeon on October 07, 2012, 01:16:11 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on October 07, 2012, 01:11:45 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 07, 2012, 01:09:59 PMQuote from: odeon on October 07, 2012, 01:07:13 PMYou can drink and do laundry at the same time. Not a good idea, there are STAIRS involved! But you could spin in a downward spiral, and truly empathise with Bodie's dryer.A proper sendoff for everyone. I will not roll down a flight of stairs for your amusement.
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 07, 2012, 01:11:45 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 07, 2012, 01:09:59 PMQuote from: odeon on October 07, 2012, 01:07:13 PMYou can drink and do laundry at the same time. Not a good idea, there are STAIRS involved! But you could spin in a downward spiral, and truly empathise with Bodie's dryer.A proper sendoff for everyone.
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 07, 2012, 01:09:59 PMQuote from: odeon on October 07, 2012, 01:07:13 PMYou can drink and do laundry at the same time. Not a good idea, there are STAIRS involved! But you could spin in a downward spiral, and truly empathise with Bodie's dryer.
Quote from: odeon on October 07, 2012, 01:07:13 PMYou can drink and do laundry at the same time. Not a good idea, there are STAIRS involved!
You can drink and do laundry at the same time.
Car fire on the highway today. In 45 mins I went a whole whopping 3 kms.
Quote from: MissKitty on October 09, 2012, 03:45:21 PMCar fire on the highway today. In 45 mins I went a whole whopping 3 kms. But someone else had a worse day than you.
I had a melting aspie in the backseat.