Many an englishman would be celibate without the local
chip shop - for it serves a double meaning here. It is a well
known substitute for foreplay! Yep, not kidding. After a few
drinks you might see someone half decent and instead of having to utter those words "fancy a shag?" you simply slurrr "Bag of chips luv?" and if accepted - bingo, you've scored!
*Bodie is now wondering if men in foreign countries actually really do the whole foreplay thing due to not having chip shops?