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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2415 on: February 14, 2012, 05:57:51 PM »
Quote from: Peter on February 07, 2012, 06:44:48 AM
It's probably a mild infection in the areolar glands caused by my nipples rubbing against my sweat-soaked tops while I exercise.
1.  I love it when you talk dirty.
2.  Tape your nipples.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2416 on: February 15, 2012, 06:24:24 PM »
I can't find the power cord for my old computer and I want to use it
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2417 on: February 16, 2012, 02:24:32 AM »
Unfocussed and annoyed today.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2418 on: February 16, 2012, 07:13:17 AM »
Soundwave timetable is up! :headbang2:

The PDF link to it is borked! :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2419 on: February 16, 2012, 10:10:26 AM »
Feeling lazy and have entirely too much shit to do to feel this way. :LOL:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2420 on: February 16, 2012, 11:17:46 AM »
The bottle machine would not take the water bottles and I had to bring them back home
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2421 on: February 16, 2012, 11:42:41 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on February 16, 2012, 10:10:26 AM
Feeling lazy and have entirely too much shit to do to feel this way. :LOL:

 Welcome to MY world!  Sit down and take a load off!   :nicegear:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2422 on: February 17, 2012, 02:19:53 PM »
Here's two
I got a twig to the eye while working in the yard then a lung full of hot smoke when the wind shifted while I was fixing the fire out back
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2423 on: February 17, 2012, 02:21:19 PM »
Quote from: parts on February 17, 2012, 02:19:53 PM
Here's two
I got a twig to the eye while working in the yard then a lung full of hot smoke when the wind shifted while I was fixing the fire out back

Poor baby.  Hope you'll be okay.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2424 on: February 18, 2012, 05:17:42 PM »
Ever since we bought a printer that was supposed to operate wireless over a network, I haven't been able to get a damn print job to work without some hassle of not being able to see the printer over the network, duplicate IP addresses, bad drivers, or some other bullshit. Now we have two and neither works reliably. Give me a USB cable and one printer per computer any day.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2425 on: February 18, 2012, 06:39:25 PM »
 The postnasal drip has returned, I better not get SICK again!  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2426 on: February 18, 2012, 06:40:33 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 18, 2012, 06:39:25 PM
The postnasal drip has returned, I better not get SICK again!  :thumbdn:

Maybe it's allergies?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2427 on: February 18, 2012, 06:59:16 PM »
My quick bitch is that I have to pick up my husband from the airport tonight at midnight instead of at noon as we planned because of a problem with his ticket.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2428 on: February 18, 2012, 07:05:23 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on February 18, 2012, 06:40:33 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 18, 2012, 06:39:25 PM
The postnasal drip has returned, I better not get SICK again!  :thumbdn:

Maybe it's allergies?

 Maybe so, but I also felt feverish at work today.


 Also, this reply page took too long to load.  :violin:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2429 on: February 18, 2012, 11:45:57 PM »
I want a relationship. Bawww.
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