A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Now my favorite weather man died http://www.wtnh.com/dpp/news/connecticut/dr-mel-passes-away-at-66
My chest X-ray has not yet been examined by the radiologist.
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 19, 2012, 10:11:02 AM My chest X-ray has not yet been examined by the radiologist. Orrrrrrrr. Maybe he has examined it and it is so sexy he can't stop, well you know - admiring it?, long enough to send the report off.
I have justin bieber stuck in my head (no weird and creepy blow job jokes or anything please)
this creep i know was trying to "comfort me" and wanted to give me a hug. Im not dumb I know what boys want. So I was being nice but obviously letting him know i didnt want a hug and not interested in him. So when he went to leave he said " come on just a little hug" so I gave in and hugged him and the jerk tried to kiss me.I want to burn my fucking lips off. gross.
it landed tooi pulled away very quickly, and actually said " k thnx bi" and he left. Then he texted me with " i guess you didnt like that" and i blocked his number
I just threw up a bit from coughing so hard. I hate it when that happens.