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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1755 on: December 15, 2011, 07:41:54 AM »
Quote from: odeon on December 15, 2011, 07:16:37 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 15, 2011, 07:15:20 AM
Quote from: odeon on December 15, 2011, 07:13:08 AM
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 Go to my workplace and do my job so I can have the day off!  :orly:

No thanks. I am at work.

 But at my job you could practice your cooking skills!   :fatchef:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1756 on: December 15, 2011, 12:06:34 PM »
I fucking hate waiting
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1757 on: December 15, 2011, 07:39:55 PM »
Why must they make replacing a headlamp on my wife's car so difficult?  The back of both my hands are all scraped up from reaching behind all the crap in the way
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1758 on: December 16, 2011, 01:59:06 AM »
Somebody come sweep me off my feet and save me! And do it before.....*looks at calendar*...mid June!


PLEASE!!!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1759 on: December 16, 2011, 02:16:18 AM »
Quote from: Sinnocent on December 16, 2011, 01:59:06 AM
Somebody come sweep me off my feet and save me! And do it before.....*looks at calendar*...mid June!


PLEASE!!!

 Why, what happens in mid-June?  Is that a financial deadline?  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1760 on: December 16, 2011, 02:57:20 AM »
Quote from: Sinnocent on December 16, 2011, 01:59:06 AM
Somebody come sweep me off my feet and save me! And do it before.....*looks at calendar*...mid June!


PLEASE!!!

Well, I have this broomstick with me and all. So let me know how you want it done.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1761 on: December 16, 2011, 03:07:44 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 16, 2011, 02:16:18 AM
Quote from: Sinnocent on December 16, 2011, 01:59:06 AM
Somebody come sweep me off my feet and save me! And do it before.....*looks at calendar*...mid June!


PLEASE!!!

 Why, what happens in mid-June?  Is that a financial deadline?  :orly:

Nothing financial. And it's not so much a deadline but rather a guide of time.

Sorry, I'm being intentionally ambiguous :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1762 on: December 16, 2011, 03:30:13 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 15, 2011, 07:41:54 AM
Quote from: odeon on December 15, 2011, 07:16:37 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 15, 2011, 07:15:20 AM
Quote from: odeon on December 15, 2011, 07:13:08 AM
Bored.

 Go to my workplace and do my job so I can have the day off!  :orly:

No thanks. I am at work.

 But at my job you could practice your cooking skills!   :fatchef:

I don't think so. I'd rather cook less than more.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1763 on: December 16, 2011, 03:46:54 AM »
Quote from: Sinnocent on December 16, 2011, 03:07:44 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 16, 2011, 02:16:18 AM
Quote from: Sinnocent on December 16, 2011, 01:59:06 AM
Somebody come sweep me off my feet and save me! And do it before.....*looks at calendar*...mid June!


PLEASE!!!

 Why, what happens in mid-June?  Is that a financial deadline?  :orly:

Nothing financial. And it's not so much a deadline but rather a guide of time.

Sorry, I'm being intentionally ambiguous :P

 You mysterious nuns, always hiding behind your habits!  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1764 on: December 16, 2011, 08:07:25 AM »
IBS all day, it sucks.  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1765 on: December 16, 2011, 10:31:46 AM »


Lost my keys, so I had to call in sick to work. I'd rather call in sick than call in stupid.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1766 on: December 16, 2011, 12:57:10 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on December 16, 2011, 10:31:46 AM


Lost my keys, so I had to call in sick to work. I'd rather call in sick than call in stupid.

Did you find them?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1767 on: December 16, 2011, 02:02:10 PM »


No. I did some cleaning last night and took out some garbage, I wonder if I didn't throw them out.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1768 on: December 16, 2011, 02:40:45 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on December 16, 2011, 02:02:10 PM


No. I did some cleaning last night and took out some garbage, I wonder if I didn't throw them out.

Oh, no.   :GA:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1769 on: December 16, 2011, 02:42:22 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 16, 2011, 02:40:45 PM
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on December 16, 2011, 02:02:10 PM


No. I did some cleaning last night and took out some garbage, I wonder if I didn't throw them out.

Oh, no.   :GA:

I couldn't find the keys I took out of the ignition, put down and went in the house for something I'd forgotten.  They have a bright pink coil that you can use to hang them from.  Looked high and low.  Finally asked the PR if she was sitting on them since she'd come out when I was in the house.  She is definitely not the Princess in the Princess and the Pea.  Her nickname should be Hard Butt.
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