A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: couldbecousin on December 13, 2011, 05:51:56 PMQuote from: skyblue1 on December 13, 2011, 05:34:50 PMworking hard and making a lot of moneywait...thats not really a bitch Indeed not, you are living the dream! hmmm, I thought the american dream is, to work your ass off and never get anywhere
Quote from: skyblue1 on December 13, 2011, 05:34:50 PMworking hard and making a lot of moneywait...thats not really a bitch Indeed not, you are living the dream!
working hard and making a lot of moneywait...thats not really a bitch
Quote from: skyblue1 on December 13, 2011, 06:00:27 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 13, 2011, 05:51:56 PMQuote from: skyblue1 on December 13, 2011, 05:34:50 PMworking hard and making a lot of moneywait...thats not really a bitch Indeed not, you are living the dream! hmmm, I thought the american dream is, to work your ass off and never get anywhereThat's the 1% dream for the rest of us.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 13, 2011, 06:06:19 PMQuote from: skyblue1 on December 13, 2011, 06:00:27 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 13, 2011, 05:51:56 PMQuote from: skyblue1 on December 13, 2011, 05:34:50 PMworking hard and making a lot of moneywait...thats not really a bitch Indeed not, you are living the dream! hmmm, I thought the american dream is, to work your ass off and never get anywhereThat's the 1% dream for the rest of us.
Quote from: skyblue1 on December 13, 2011, 06:14:27 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on December 13, 2011, 06:06:19 PMQuote from: skyblue1 on December 13, 2011, 06:00:27 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 13, 2011, 05:51:56 PMQuote from: skyblue1 on December 13, 2011, 05:34:50 PMworking hard and making a lot of moneywait...thats not really a bitch Indeed not, you are living the dream! hmmm, I thought the american dream is, to work your ass off and never get anywhereThat's the 1% dream for the rest of us. I screwed it up. I meant to type That's what the 1% dream of for the rest of us.
the battery in my Blackberry has gone from lasting a week between charges, to having to be charged daily.I knew I could find something to gripe about
Quote from: skyblue1 on December 13, 2011, 06:20:38 PMthe battery in my Blackberry has gone from lasting a week between charges, to having to be charged daily.I knew I could find something to gripe about How old is the battery? I still have the original battery in my 3-year-old phone!
Want ice water and hot cocoa, but they're incompatible.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 13, 2011, 08:54:11 PMWant ice water and hot cocoa, but they're incompatible. Have them both, just remember to put them in separate cups!
How in the hell did I get heat rash in December?
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 13, 2011, 08:56:07 PMHow in the hell did I get heat rash in December? Well, you do live in Louisiana! Or it could be a hot flash.
