A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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my uncle died today, i now am more depressed as a effect of hating myself over the fact that i lack the lowest level of give a fuck over his passing.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Reconstructed it. Pfewwwwww.I use that username a couple of times a week, and all of a sudden I had elongated it with a 0 somewhere in between. People are weird, and I am no exception.
Every year around this time it's the same routine: I fuckin' crack up/open my underlip due to the cold outside a/o the air dryness inside. Always the exact same spot too.