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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1200 on: October 22, 2011, 10:04:43 AM »
 Also, look in the folds of your bedcovers, my glasses get lost there when I put them beside
 me before taking a nap.  You WILL find them, you are within a small enough space.  :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1201 on: October 22, 2011, 10:04:56 AM »


Look for it with the one good lens.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1202 on: October 22, 2011, 10:09:06 AM »
I remember losing my glasses in the house somewhere and I had to put contact lenses in so I could find them. Now if I lose them I am in trouble, I don't have contact lenses any more. But generally, my glasses are always on my face.

Hope you find your lens, eris. Have to be careful where you step.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1203 on: October 22, 2011, 10:34:02 AM »
Missed my motherfucking coach  :grrr:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1204 on: October 22, 2011, 10:46:15 AM »


You need a coach to fuck mothers?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1205 on: October 22, 2011, 12:29:44 PM »


You need a coach to fuck mothers?
Why yes you do  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1206 on: October 22, 2011, 01:29:48 PM »
I could be having sex right now (emo)

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1207 on: October 22, 2011, 02:16:16 PM »
I looked everywhere, I think it is gone :S I can get new ones soon...



I am only nearsighted, do not need them to see. But I cannot read street signs, etc. It would be kind of dangerous to drive on the parkway lol. this SUCKS

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1208 on: October 23, 2011, 12:02:11 AM »
Nearsighted so you can't see distance? That would suck definitely. I hate being without my glasses. I notice if I leave my bedroom without them so I guess my vision is not that good.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1209 on: October 23, 2011, 03:42:59 AM »
I'm astigmatic in both eyes, so I need my glasses to see clearly at any distance.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1210 on: October 23, 2011, 03:48:57 AM »
I have something in my left eye. :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1211 on: October 23, 2011, 04:45:54 AM »
My earplugs are irritating my ear canals, and I had fluid behind my ear drums and a bit of pain a few days ago.  My hearing is really sensitive; I get irritated by the ultrasonic hums from electronics and impact noises like dishes contacting each other while emptying the dishwasher or lengths of wood being dropped onto concrete when I'm working outside are physically painful without hearing protection, so I wear earplugs almost constantly.  They're high-quality reusable silicone ones with filters that are designed to attenuate sound without distorting it, and I've used them for years without problems until now.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1212 on: October 23, 2011, 05:07:53 AM »
My earplugs are irritating my ear canals, and I had fluid behind my ear drums and a bit of pain a few days ago.  My hearing is really sensitive; I get irritated by the ultrasonic hums from electronics and impact noises like dishes contacting each other while emptying the dishwasher or lengths of wood being dropped onto concrete when I'm working outside are physically painful without hearing protection, so I wear earplugs almost constantly.  They're high-quality reusable silicone ones with filters that are designed to attenuate sound without distorting it, and I've used them for years without problems until now.

 Have you tried soft foam earplugs?  Those are comfortable.   :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1213 on: October 23, 2011, 05:55:55 AM »
My earplugs are irritating my ear canals, and I had fluid behind my ear drums and a bit of pain a few days ago.  My hearing is really sensitive; I get irritated by the ultrasonic hums from electronics and impact noises like dishes contacting each other while emptying the dishwasher or lengths of wood being dropped onto concrete when I'm working outside are physically painful without hearing protection, so I wear earplugs almost constantly.  They're high-quality reusable silicone ones with filters that are designed to attenuate sound without distorting it, and I've used them for years without problems until now.

 Have you tried soft foam earplugs?  Those are comfortable.   :orly:

I just remembered that I have a pair, and I'll try wearing them for a while; the difference in the positioning in my ear of the foam ones versus the silicone ones might give my ear canals a chance to heal if I wear them for a few days.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1214 on: October 23, 2011, 09:32:29 AM »
I always did better with giant fucking earmuff headphones for when my ears get irritated by other stuff and I still need to block out noise for my own sanity.
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